Episode 26: S8.5E2: Nice to Mitja

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The preseason is in full swing as Jake & Trey follow up their mournful departures ep with a cracking roundup of acquisitions, rumored or not. Your boys in blue go back to front, discussing the perks and pitfalls of all the names you’ve seen bandied about on social media, scouring the side for something to get psyched about. Will Mitja upgrade our wings? Could Tony Alfaro shore up a shaky defense? Who is this vowel-saturated Braian Cufre everyone’s talking about? Trey drops a staggering Senseless Starting XI and the future looks at least a little more interesting! So grab your coffee and wipe the sleepies off your face — you’ve got Blue Balls.