Check Engine Lights, Football Frustrations, and Hilarious Superstitions

Vaguely Inconsistent

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Ever tried to ignore a check engine light, hoping it might magically switch off, only to end up stranded? We've been there, and we've got a boatload of hilariously misguided advice just like it to share with you! This episode of Vaguely Inconsistent is a wild ride through the emotional rollercoaster that is NFL fandom, with Jack mourning the Raiders’ allergy to victories, Lewis navigating the Steelers’ turbulent offense, and Duke lamenting the Vikings’ Shakespearean collapses. But fear not, we shake off the football blues by diving into side-splitting anecdotes of the worst advice we've ever received, blending humor with a touch of relatability.
From dodging life's pitfalls with quirky superstitions, like Jack's revolting lucky socks and Duke's fear of cracks, to Lewis's relentless wood-knocking sessions, we explore the bizarre rituals that make us who we are. As we wrap up, prepare for a laughter-filled finale with our atrocious yet earnest attempts at celebrity impersonations—Fran Drescher, Teddy Roosevelt, and Denzel Washington included! Whether you're here for the laughs, the relatability, or just the sheer randomness, our mix of personalities straight from Las Vegas, Boulder, and Portland promises an episode that’s anything but consistent.

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