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Soccer Made in Portland

It’s all systems go for the Thorns.

Meanwhile, the Timbers are almost more injured than healthy.

On the latest episode of Soccer Made in Portland, Ryan and Chris talk about the Thorns brilliant form and the already doomsday-like feeling around the Timbers.

Slap on some headphones and go on a walk and catch up with all things soccer.

Timestamps:

(0:00 - 5:00) - Matthew McConaughey and the worst MLS loss ever

(5:00 - 25:00) - Timbers looking rough

25:00 - full time) - Thorns are in mid-season form

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