NFL Week 12: Turkey holes, Tre'Quan, and who the bleep is Gus Edwards?

Fantasy Football Party

As we gather around the table to give thanks for a third NFL game on Turkey Day so we don’t have to actually interact with relatives, the Fantasy Football Party-goers also give thanks for you, the listener. And pumpkin pie.

Don’t ask us to prioritize.

Gathering a night early so that our respective families may enjoy the same juvenile humor you the listener are treated to on a weekly basis, the Party-goers dished out regrets from last week (John Harbaugh and his rotating backfield is banished to the kiddie table), passed the plate around a full slate of Week 12 games, and served up three 50/50 lineups so delicious we can guarantee there will be no leftovers.

Before you chow down on turkey, stuffing (not dressing), and sweet potatoes (preferably with marshmallows, no raisins please)—or after, we’re not the kind to judge—give a listen as Bo directed traffic to and around the turkey hole, 2V tested the limits of both his Zubaz waistband and the PC tolerance of nearby tables, and Magsh conducted the FFP’s first annual turkey drop in the JL Beers parking lot.

(Narrator: As God is my witness, he thought turkeys could fly.)

Of course, you’ll still get plenty of bullet-point material to drop at the dinner table when Crazy Uncle Ned asks how your fantasy team is doing; multiple helpings of players available in plenty of leagues who could pull your proverbial drumstick out of the fire this week; and a steaming pile of Duke Johnson discussion into which we didn’t even bother to insert Chubb or Smallwood.

(Narrator: Be thankful this holiday only comes around once a year.)

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The FFP's 50/50 lineups for Week 12:

Bo:

Baker Mayfield

Frank Gore

Elijah McGuire

DJ Moore

Anthony Miller

Christian Kirk

Jonnu Smith

Bills DST

Kai’mi Fairbairn

magsh:

Lamar Jackson

Gus Edwards

LeGarrette Blount

Tre’Quan Smith

Danny Amendola

Marquise Goodwin

Jeff Heuerman

Cowboys DST

Michael Badgley

2V:

Jameis Winston

Theo Riddick

Wendell Smallwood

Josh Adams

Willie Snead

Chris Godwin

Cameron Brate

Colts DST

Cairos Santos