Old News Nonsense Vol. 11

Chambers of the Occult

In Old News Nonsense Vol. 11, we kick things off with a chilling tale of Mrs. Rebecca Senpz, who shocked mourners by sitting up in her coffin mid-wake after being declared dead. Talk about an unforgettable entrance!

Next, a seven-story-tall T-Rex hot air balloon buzzes Calgary, stealing the show at the Kodak Balloon Festival and proving dinosaurs still dominate — even in the skies.

A 9-year-old “cigaret fiend” leaves a courtroom stunned with her heavy smoking habit, earning her a spot in the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Switching to a heartfelt note, a 16-year-old girl shares her struggle to cope with an alcoholic mother in a touching letter that sheds light on addiction’s toll on families.

We then hop into controversy with The Rabbits’ Wedding, a children’s book featuring interracial bunny love banned in Alabama for being “too provocative.” Who knew bunnies could spark such drama?

Feeling chilly? Cozy up with a tale of sweaters, from hand-knit creations to matching outfits for dogs and humans. Nothing says love like a good knit.

Next, an outdated guide hilariously advises women on “10 Ways to Remain a Spinster,” offering gems like developing a nasally voice and arguing about equal rights. Follow the rules, and matrimony will never find you!

Finally, we wrap up with the Tamagotchi craze of the 1990s, where virtual pets taught us the meaning of guilt and devotion, one pixelated cry at a time.

Tune in to Old News Nonsense Vol. 11 for a wild ride through headlines that are equal parts bizarre and brilliant!

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