We Tell All

Bachademia

1. Welcome to Bachademia!
2. Question of the week: If you could only eat one holiday food for the rest of your life what would it be and why?
3. If you could only hang out with one of the men from “men tell all” who would it be?
4. I’m gonna say it, the men tell all episodes often feel like fillers and it's always a downer week for me. But this time they kinda brought it. They start out the episode with the longest drama montage ever and I was reminded that this season has been a bit wild. What drama had you forgotten about that this brought back for you?
5. Will and Peter. Will accuses Peter of only being on the show to promote his business. Peter explains that pizza is his livelihood and he needs to support his family. Will then let’s us know that Peter’s sister has been slipping into his DMs. Hot damn. Then they take us through a bunch of reviews left about Peter’s Pizza. This is followed by a bizarrely staged scene of a lawyer (?) serving something to Will.
   1. Ok. Let’s pause and work through this mess.
   2. Did someone say, rest in pizza. Y’all I can’t. This was terrible. Truly awful and I freaking looooved every minute of it. :)
6. Next up is Ryan-- who I had forgotten about. They review his weird show prep and ask him about his intentions. His response is really good. Like he planned and memorized it kind of good. Suspicious.
7. Martin. Y’all. I ain’t got time for Martin. Romeo says he looked up to Martin (oh no, not Romeo’s hair too) and we was really disappointed to learn the truth about him and Jamie (ewww yuck. Jamie is somehow worse than Martin). It comes out that Martin may have had a girlfriend before he came on the show. Like we needed anymore reasons to dislike him. Barf. Move on.
8. Chris S. Basically he defends himself and holds tight. These men need to learn the art of apologizing. But the gold of this moment is Olu demands Chris tell him to his face that he has a low IQ. Then Olu steals the show with “You’re looking at Black excellence right here.” Y’all this good tv.
9. Jamie. Jamie ain’t well y’all. He comes onto the show blowing kisses like his Princess Diana or something. Casey describes him as Tony Robbins and I spit out my drink. Basically, jamie doesn’t get to speak his piece because the men are done with his shit and aren’t having it. When he does speak, he is crafting all sorts of a story trying to cover his ass and still manages to be misogynistic. (the moment he tries to claim he was complimenting Michelle? Hellll no).
10. Rick is adorable. Still has weird eyes but he is sweet and too good for reality tv. They follow him with my favorite sweetie, Rodney. But before they get there:
11. Tayshia’s break up. This was all weird. Was this planned? Thoughts?
12. Rodney is the sweet Rodney we’ve come to love. Kaitlyn hints that we will see Rodney in paradise. Dude, Rodney just doesn’t seem like paradise material. Sigh.
13. So Michelle finally comes on. The men all gush about how wonderful she is (and she is) and then she confronts Jamie and puts him in his place.
14. Then she lifts everyone up.
15. Bloopers
16. Slice appetite? Whaaaat? Will and Peter hug it out. And that’s the hope this show brings. If enemies like Will and Peter can work it out, surely the rest of us can too.
17. Ok. Now let’s talk a bit about the Clayton season preview.
18. Lessons learned.