The Ancient Greeks thought they lived in India. Biblical with a large dose of mediaeval fantastical, you have to give it up for the Unicorn. From five year olds to 500 year old dark age poets from Persia, this horned mofo has them all under the hoof... Peace, love and a shout out to our Narwhal brothers and sisters way up North, a hard lifetime end…

Crocodiles do rock. But avoid them like you would ebola, as they will eat your insides out.

We are soon to kick off again after a long time hiatus in the multiverse. We thought we would resurrect one of our favourite episodes from back at the beginning to gather our own inner momentum and energy to prepare for our re-emergence 🤳💀🫷

The mighty Spartan's! The hardest bastards from all of history...What could be a more glorious subject to ponder and pick apart? #300 #dineinhell

We aim our intellect at DNA and land it firmly on wedding fights, family feuds and shitting instead. To be continued...

A call originally about Sparta is hijacked into a sex education briefing session, satanic exploits, chip shop beatings, and a shared parental skills workshop. #motivationalmondays

Leprechaun's are in the house, the all male, gold loving fairy gets our attention. Oh, and snails and dinosaurs... Salutations one and all.

The SOTBL workshop delves into the seedy underbelly of all things zombie survival, and comes out with more issues than we started with to be honest.

A quick catch up on the way home, we give a little thought to the USA inauguration, Falklands Teabags and attempt not to talk about punching swans, amongst other ramblings. 🦢 Oh and of course, Sigmund Freud......... Next stop Cuba ✊ #carshare #tigerking #Freud

We cover off all things Cuba in our own special way. Viva la revolution baby! By the way, it's snowing... Apparently. #revolution #cuba #improv

Day two of lockdown calls. Life will find a way. ( Audio isn't fantastic for the first 3 mins, but then it's fine! #1stWorldProblems )🦖

We've been away a long time. The only way back through this lockdown is via the good old telephone calls it appears. Coronavirus has taken over the world, has our world changer forever?

Welcome back to PAVEMENT TALK! A new year means a new series, we catch up after a long break and discuss the future of 2020. Strap in. It's time to get into the pavement groove. 🦄

We take it from haunted museum, to walking to the Ukraine, and maybe a full roadtrip to Eurovision. With a twin camper mash up. Watch this space! ..... The haunted museum is definitely on though no matter what. Period.

Some recess like jive talkin' in between the summer holiday season.

Live from the garage, we go through our favourite 80s nostalgia. Movies, cartoons, and world events to name a few.

This week we cover aliens, Jesus and the power of gerbils.....

....It's round 2. Tangents all the way!

Out in da park. Keeping it rural on Independence Day we invoke the spirit of the Kit Kat boy amongst the bodcast. Enjoy!

The home of randomness covers it's first ever questions and answers session. Bring it!

We are on a boat today livin it large in the local marina. Covering some private parts and trying our best to be not offended...

Roadtrip to the Range... Sniper skills unleashed! We take a pilgrimage to the local crossbow and rifle range for some zen man bonding moments...

Live straight from the crypt! We dive straight in at the local graveyard for our first bodcast. Dodging drug dealers and hordes of pigeons, we cover off some of life's coffin related issues and start to plan ahead. Thanks for listening and please subscribe.