Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental.…

Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On…

Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of …

Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Je…

Lara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties on a cruise ship, and Jesse and Michelle have their life coach over to talk about thei…

Lara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux and cringe at the memory of Stassi's social media blunder from her own Euro trip with Doute. Back on VPR, the psycho beach party finally e…

Lara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey wi…

While Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our generation's Susan Sontag, Vanderpump conspiracy theories, meeting at a gay rave in New…

Lara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her departure from fame, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announcing her departure from marriage, the supernat…

Lara and Carey break down episode two of The Valley, where Jax and Doute meet at the Smoke House in Burbank to duke it out over Doute's dicey life choices and Jax's treatment of Luke. Jesse and Michelle continue to head towards martial demise, Nia explains how she once Taekwondo'd a Trump cronie, and Janet prepares for her fast approaching Baby Era…

Lara and Carey discuss doing crack at Berghain, Rebel Wilson's explosive new claim about Sasha Baron Cohen, the time-honored Australian Celeb tradition of lying about your age, Diddy's alleged sex crimes, realizing everyone in power is a sicko, and more. Back on Vanderpump, Billie Lee tries to set Sandoval up with her friend, Ariana decides it's ti…

Lara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem, the demand for authenticity from our public figures, the possible TikTok ban, JLo's flop streak, a man swinging another man's severed leg around, the D…

We have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to non-existent impulse control. And that's just Doute. From what are you doing with these peopl…

Lara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus, Kanye's new Bianca Censori-inspired merch line and a chilling development in the Selling Sunset extended universe. Back …

Larz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and for all. Then they discuss a woman with two vaginas, a guy whose best friend of a decade turned out to be a paid actor, T…

Larz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe. Lisa breaks some bad news to Tom about Rachel, Lala reveals her family extensi…

Lara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline horror-blunders: a United flight's wheel falls off during takeoff and a Boeing plane takes a sudden plu…

Lara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought crisis in Hollywood, and the implosion of Jonathan Van Ness's Kindness Kingdom of Lies. Plus, an …

Lara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up with the dream team for vetting your sex partners so you don't have to. Then on VPR, the cast continues the…

Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real …

Lara and Carey discuss Machine Gun Kelly's bone-chilling new torso inking, and the many conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton's absence from public life. Then on VPR, James takes Graham Cracker home to Ally, who fears for not only the lives of her casts, but her own. Scheana and Brock have a fight inside a bikini store, and Ariana and Kati…

Larz and Carz take things to a place of Patreon to regale you with tales from their sold out LIVE show in Los Angeles, as they look forward to the upcoming Lone Star State tour. Then they discuss planes sinking to the ridge of an oceanic trench, tiger sharks and the woman who thinks she can change them, the kooky tale of a kilt-wearing bald daddy w…

Lara and Carey break down some current events, including Sandoval's beguiling New York Times Magazine profile, featuring supernaturally cringe quotes and musings; a brilliant portrait of a wayward man. They also talk THREE new airline blunders, including a disintegrating wing, a passenger revolt against a drunk man, and maggots falling out of an ov…

Lara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to come for 9/11's wig, and more. Then they get into the nitty-gritty of the True Detective: Night C…

Lara and Carey record a Valentine’s Day recap of the latest VPR, but first discuss the already camp-legend Madame Web & Dakota Johnson’s confounding but essential place in culture, the performance artist who auctioned off his flesh for seven figures, and Duchess Meghan’s new podcast venture. On VPR, Scandoval’s birthday party of sorrow continues wi…

Lara and Carey are back from one helluva weekend to talk Lara's triumphant turn at Werewolves and Villagers, Carey's brush with For the Love of DILFS, the Super Bowl that gagged a nation, the blood-splattered tale of a Lufthansa flight gone wrong, a driverless car getting set on fire, and more. Plus, a Traitors recap that sees Faithfuls and Traitor…

Lara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terrorizing Boygenius backstage at the Grammys, and a certain ROGUE LEVISS reposting a certain beloved niche podcast (yours truly!). Then on VPR, we get a g…

Lara and Carey lament LA’s continued horror-rain era and Larz’s potential new chapter in Water Leak Gate. They discuss Taylor Swift’s relentless pursuit of power and her supposed “snub” of Celine Dion at the Grammys. Carey finally watches The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and shares his shuncked reaction. Plus, King Charles and Princess Kate’s comp…

Lara and Carey make a new reservation at SUR: Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules has finally premiered! But first they discuss Lisa Barlow’s new bangs, Sandoval and Schwartz’s chilling appearance on Nick Viall’s podcast, and the very concept of the gargantuan-horror Icon of the Seas cruise ship. On VPR, the cast is still reeling three months after Scand…

Lara and Carey take things behind the paywall to discuss Nancy Pelosi and other boomer politicians on the Left and Right sundowning in broad daylight. They break down the latest updates in the terrifying tale of the Kansas City Deep-Freeze Three, Nancy Grace’s continued #TotMom crusade, Bradley Cooper’s big sad hat, Rachel Savannah Leviss’s latest …

Lara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military base in the South Pacific, and the bone-chilling tale of three frozen fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. Then in the FINAL part of the RHOSLC reunion, V…

Lara and Carey talk their respective Q1 fitness journeys, and Larz's Bryan Johnson longevity inspo. They also discuss Boeing's latest fiery blunder, Netflix's terrifying (and absurd) new docuseries American Nightmare, the Gen-Z trad wife phenomenon on TikTok, and the questionable music choices on True Detective: Night Country. Then on the fourth ep…

Lara and Carey talk the new SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR, Ms. Leviss's genuinely gag-worthy turn in Chapter Two of her Rachel Goes Rogue podcast, and JLO's upcoming feature-length music video/vanity project in all its unhinged glory aka "THIS IS ME... NOW!" Back on the snow-capped pirate set, part two of the RHOSLC reunion starts off with an OPA! Angie rev…

Carey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS, hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, Larsa Pippen, Tamra Barney, CT and Trishelle, Johnny Bananas, Peppermint, Sandra and Pavrati from Survivor, Maksim from DWTS and more (literally much mo…

Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama involving Kylie Jenner and Timmy Chalamet, and Selena's desperate need for a friendtervention. Then the RHOSLC ladies head to the Big Apple for the fi…

Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley mansion, one man's psychotic break at a Bass Pro Shop, and the latest Boeing blunder, feat. a gaping hole. In the RHONY Legacy finale, the ladies spen…

Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being declared fit to stand trial, and Brandi Glanville's face trauma in the wake of her Caroline Manzo debacle. Back on the island, Whitney and Heather ma…

Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills, Nuratec psyops, Epstein List Watch 2024, and Carey's recently discovered (and shocking!) talent. Back on St. Barths, the RHONY Legends are on their …

Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in the Royal Family Xmas card, and going undercover in Oklahoma. Then Larz and Carz head to St. Barths, …

Larz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein officially dropping in 2024 (Name 'em!) and "Grindr Unwrapped" with 2023 data including countries with the most hung bottoms and the armpit fetish capital …

Lara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the complicated etiquette of gay saunas. Speaking of politics, the two honor the gay who captured the heart of the nation in the home stretch of 2023: the tw…

Lara and Carey talk Amanda Bynes's already next-level new podcast, Dakota Johnson's enviable sleep schedule, the intense new trailer for A24's Kiki Dunst-led CIVIL WAR, and the warning about f*ckboys using owercase texting. Back in Bermuda, the Salty Ladies start their second day of the trip off with celebrating Monica's 39th birthday. Whitney and …

Lara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the infuriating d*ck power of a hot dumb-dumb, Selena Gomez Babeing out in her Instagram comments, the eternal search for that one friend who has the official Heads Up …

Lara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featuring THC-infused food to get them off her case for not drinking. Sutton brings her skeleton bone (and tiny esophagus) to battle Kyle over her newfound sobri…

Lara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for their first international trip: Meredith takes one too many Xanax on the plane and loses out on a room with a bathtub, Whitney and Lisa are still at odds over …

Lara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run of tyranny. Plus, Rachel Leviss makes her public comeback at the Jingle Ball, and Larz and Carz have questions and concerns. Gag-dreams dashed! Listen to th…

Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give us nothing teaser trailer for Rachel Leviss's upcoming podcast, the most fitting series finale for VPR, the "Furiosa" trailer, and more. Plus, a Read…

Carey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2.0, Whitney grieves the death of her bestie, Monica has tea with God (Mary), and Lisa takes Jack to get Modern Mormon Menswear for his mission trip. Then, Me…

Lara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she was prom queen, Heather and Lisa eat Wendy's, Angie and Shawn try to reignite their love engine, and Meredith and Seth have Whitney and Justin over to talk de…

Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular (Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of the year, May/December, and plan their grassroots Oscar campaign for Todd Haynes. Plus, Reader Mail, including hair transplant hacks and a pug named Bernie. Listen to…