Episode 248: Always Eat Bowling Meat

Umpire Pants

Bill is calling in with a serious toe injury. !!!SKIP AHEAD to MINUTE FIVE (5:00) IF YOU’RE SQUIMISH!!! Mary hurt her back putting on pants and Kelley buzzed her head. What are we watching? Stranger Things; Only Murders in the Building; Obi Wan Kenobi (SPOILER ALRT – Obi Wan – I have no idea if Bill was joking about this being a spoiler – KJ). The stinger animals have beef with Mary – why? Herman got scared of a spider, and Bill remembers an old baby spider story. Costa Rican creatures. Mary’s Reviews of Cooking Recipes! Non-listener Meaghan submitted this week’s bowling meat recipe. Mary’s rude to service workers still. Wing doors seem like a bad idea when you’re lifting kids out of backseats. Kelley’s Hint List: Wrap your mop in a bag to shake it if you can’t go outside. Remove grease with soap and French chalk (AKA Tailor’s Chalk). Don’t wash away your linoleum. Umpire Pants Out!