Episode 227: You’re Confusing Your Dumbshit Kids

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***I found the SD card! Yes, me, Kelley, not my husband at all, it was me! Enjoy this now outdated episode, everyone.*** It’s episode 227 and we’re hoping you fondly remember the TV show, and it rubs off on our podcast. Bill is making fondue for New Year’s, but he’s resisting the idea of adding baked beans for some reason. Mary assumes we know what a corm is, and boy is she wrong. Mary loves to make wrapping paper, and to get mad at us for not appreciating it. Rest in peace to Betty White. (We put a clip from Lake Street Dive’s cover of the Golden Girl’s Theme song in this ep, check out the whole song, and their other stuff! @lakestreetdive on twitter). Kelley’s Hint List! Using urea for plants, and drying your brushes. Umpire Pants Out!