151. Two BILLION dollars

Shed Dogs

PJ publicly announces his doddering phase as he struggles to come to grips with how much movies cost, while KJ and RJ happily discuss what they’re watching these days, and we all detail how movies will change when it’s us making them. In our ongoing quest to actually improve your life, RJ comes up with yet another golden PSA nugget on how to find your phone when you’ve taken that (not) inevitable fall on a slippery street. Speaking of inevitable, we spend some time dwelling in happy nostalgia while remembering innocent people we injured in our youthful sporting lives. And a couple added bonuses!: PJ 3.0 has become obsessed with rusty guns and how to fix them, and RJ provides a resource for you to learn how to use a rotary dial phone. Wait, don’t look into the sun, and keep your g****** eyes on the road! We’re looking at you, cinematographers and actors.

Links: Shed Dogs; all the shark movies, rated; how to play Guts Frisbee; James Cameron tells us how much Avatar: The Way of Water really cost; the video games that were most expensive to make; The Righteous Gemstones; one of those rusty firearm restoration videos that PJ 3.0 was talking about; Kurosawa was the first director to point the camera into the sun; the new rotary phone is coming to your town! (skip ahead to 9:16 to see the extreme clarity RJ was talking about).

This episode’s artwork was generated by Stable Diffusion, using the prompt “Dog falling in snow with smartphone in Neo Impressionist style”. We had to add the smartphone and rusty gun though.