They Piss (Aquaman)

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We're DIVING back into our DCEU month with what is the arguable best movie of the universe, Aquaman!!!!!

While we loved the explosions and the jellyfish dress, we were surprised at the unsexiness of this movie! Like, Jason should've been shirtless the ENTIRE MOVIE?!?! And Amber Heard was done dirty the entire movie! The only saving grace of this movie was weirdly Nicole Kidman. She went from being a fun cameo to being a pretty competent action star? WHO WOULD'VE KNOW! This movie was trying to do to much for too long... They should've had one villain, and more deaged Willam Dafoe as Tom Hiddleston. Anyways... We talk a lot about deep sea aquatic life and Bridget's many travel across the world. Unfortunately, none of them were in the dessert in linens, but we'll move past that...

Can we get more DadManta? Can Aquaman speak Italian? HOW DO THEY POOP?! NO RIP, Probably?! AND THEY JUST GO????

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