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Quarterlife Quandary

himym, big bang theory, friends, harry potter, terrible canned laughter comedies, "im not like other girls" Disney adults, basing your personality on what you like, live action remakes, beauty in the beast, jungle book, Aladdin, lion king, original jungle book, brothers grimm, Cinderella, little mermaid, archaeologist in 4000 years, giant mouse gods, mickey mouse, doesnt look like a mouse, south park, pangolin, cgi remasters, rule 34, showing off your ankles origins, prostitute keeping their dresses clothes clean, window tax, shire sheriff, & ampersand, ?! interabang, onomatopoeia, eat, shoots and leaves when your dyslexic, german ss, fruition, best man reading speeches they haven't practiced, public speaking, jury service, funerals and baptisms, lectin, big eagles lectin, faking emotions, smart watch, discord notifications, big sad times, send us your free shit, promote, katies feet pics, clown girl thots, clown honkposting, things full of beans, revenge, beaning, tuna in the curtain pole, kippers in the sofa, cress in the carpet, amazon tiny furniture, pingpong ball in fuel tank, dash someone on top of everest, katie hates walking, slashing tires, cut off the filling cap, brake fluid in water pistol, expanding foam in car door, what people put in their fuel tank, jet fuel, adblue, idiots dont read instructions, chinglish, weed killer on the garden, Japanese knotweed, glue in locks, snapping keys off in locks, windscreen wipers up, bluetooth speaker in the floorboards, wifi printer ransoms notes, knickers from an affair, fuck their spouse, reconcile , fucked your mums, bad usb, microwaving fish, take all the spoons, using other peoples mugs, movie spoilers, spoiling wrestlemania, is fire liquid gas or plasma, spicy gas, transiate state of plasma, call bill nye, aarons empty cupboards, lint roll troubles, playmobile game, stimulated playmobile, therapist greek or latin, ghost of your decisions,incognito mode, random dick pic, underage people in nightclubs, share button pornhub is gone, internal cameras, scientific, vicar of Dibley, rule 35, breaking aaron with memes, long furbies, duck terrine is cat food, present from a stranger, no snacks at aarons, betty white, angelia Lansbury, target ads, never click the first link, , farting to anal porn, , dont care for anal, , fucking a jar of goosefat, in japan medium-rare chicken, is it only disgusting to me or is it ingrained, but you would eat raw beef. denseness of meat, ick, what gives you the ick, when they put something in the microwave and leave the time on the microwave. not brushing teeth, girls that dont clean out the plughole, katie secretly plays minecraft, ben needs purpose to games, platform games should of stayed in the 90s, its just a platfrom puzzle game, 2D.5, no freedom of movement, im not a child anymore, camera is fixed on the face with movement is jarring, like a pigeon, am i the arsehole? incel reddit, new labour incels, incel memes but theyre not funny, male gaze calvin kelin model, aaron doesnt talk to women, models are female gaze, what are the weird womens crushes, danny dyer weird crush, ryan reynolds, girls like golden retriever gamer boys, incels are their own victims woe is me, internet is just a echo chambers, Tenerife, katie is boukie 5 levels , rabbit hole when high, watching other gamers, twitch, waiting for your go, tender stem broccoli and a fifth of gin, more acceptable to drink wine and eat carrots,

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