Voorhees Saga #7: The New Blood

One Hundred Lunatics

Kane Hodder steps in to take over Jason's role (and Nathan's loins) and everyone is pleasantly surprised to have enjoyed such a late series sequel.

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S.T.a.B.

Sex.

David and Robin, Ben and Kate, and Russell and Sandra all get it on in different rooms in the same scene. Impressive.

Tits.

• Sandra plays this installment's critical skinny dipper
• Robin decides to NOT be the girl that pulls the sheet above her breasts

Body Count.

1. Jane takes a spike to the head.
2. Michael gets spiked in the back.
3. Dan is punched through his torso and has his neck broken.
4. Judy is smashed against a tree in her sleeping bag
5. Russell's face is axed.
6. Sandra is drowned. (rare)
7. Maddy is sliced with a sickle.
8. Ben gets the ol' barehanded skull crush.
9. Kate's eye is impaled with a noisemaker.
10. David is stabbed in the stomach.
11. Eddie receives the patented "Ginny Chop"
12. Robin is tossed out the second story window. (questionable)
13. Tina's mom is stabbed with a huge farming blade.
14. Dr. Crews is gutted with an impressive tree-trimming saw.
15. Melissa receives a well deserved ax to the face.

And don't forget that Tina killed her father. That's one to Tina.

Name * First Name Last Name Do you think Robin's fall was fatal? * Help settle the debate. Of course, otherwise she'd have returned with help. 15 foot fall into the mud? Please. Broken ribs, maybe. STaB us with your mind thoughts * Make limited choices based on what I've chosen for you. Kane is insane. More, please. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This part 7 slasher is surprisingly competent. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Actually, I'm OK with zombie dad ending. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Message *

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