HOLIDAY BONUS: Bears-a-Bleeding

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Birds, Eggnog, and 12-inch Tongues, oh my!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Railed by the Krampus by Dalia Davies. Just kidding, he actually gave me a lot of birds for some reason. Join us on our candy cane adventure through the land of eggnog cocks, bleeding bears, and swimming swans and rabbits jumping and men cumming and partridges pearing and your parents getting divorced and grandma getting hit by a reindeer and having to sell your soul to to a man named Klaus that shares a penis with a demon for a lump of coal. O holy thy night.