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Lopker Songs for American Democracy

There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the room You can see it every day On the comic tube Take a sip of coffee Defecation begins Pretty soon you’ll see That shit eatin' grin The turds tumble Food for disgruntled Involuntary virgins Trousers unbuckled About a half hour in The diarrhea begins Splatters the boys Laughing with joy When the show is over Everybody feels better That big pile of poo Is blamed on you On the enemy On the other All of THEM Of another color THEY are to blame Says the defecator Look what THEY did! Claims the hypnotator THEY are the cause Of all our afflictions THEY are to blame We are the victims! There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the room You can see it every day On the comic tube Take a sip of coffee Defecation begins Pretty soon you’ll see That shit eatin grin THEY are the cause Of all our afflictions THEY are to blame We are the victims There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the room You can see it every day On the comic tube Take a sip of coffee Defecation begins Pretty soon you’ll see That shit eatin grin THEY are the cause Of all our afflictions THEY are to blame We are the victims