Episode 578: Fani Willis F's Up

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

00:27 The Tattooed Murderer

08:41 Trust Jesus Crash

14:30 Trump = Guilty

15:30 Alex Jones

27:16 Fani Willis

34:41 Biden Border Crisis!

—Alleged (or accused) murderer Wade Wilson (you read that right; the dude literally has Deadpool’s name) is awash in face tattoos. His lawyers fought for his right to cover them using makeup while on trial.

Why?
Because little things like swastika’s on a face might lead the jury to, IDK, consider him guilty.

Considering his own dad says he did it, I’d be less worried about tattoo bias than parental testimony.

—Oh, the irony… A recreational vehicle (or, RV for short… also a horrible Robin Williams movie, God rest his soul) covered bumper-to-bumper in pro-Trump banners, crashed while en route to a MAGA rally.

“Big deal,” you say?

Well, the humor is: it also had a big old “Trust Jesus” sticker on it.

Well, dummies, I think Jesus just sent you a message.

You gonna listen?

—Donald J. Trump was found guilty of 34 counts of… fraud? Technically, “the falsification of business records.”

Oof, what a mouthful.

Anyway, he’s not going to jail.

But, if he DID go to jail, the Secret Service would have to go with him.

Oh, the amusement.

—Ya gotta love it when bad things happen to deserving people. Alex Jones is liquidating his company in order to pay families of the Sandy Hook Massacre.

Will InfoWars still be a thing when this is all said and done?

Who knows?

Hopefully not, but there are horrible people out there, they’re rich, and they’re evil. They might protect him.

Either way, this is a small nudge in the right direction.

Hopefully he goes away, now.

—Serious question: is there anyone dumber than Fani Willis? The case was a gimme. You have the guilty party, on tape, making the phone call and trying to subvert the election. All you had to do was not sleep with the co-counsel…
And you blew it.

Nicely done, Fani.
Idiot.

(Also included: a really smart viewer comment.)

—Joe Biden signed Executive Orders regarding the border with Mexico. Did Republicans, who have been screaming about the border, celebrate? Of course not. It’s a political football for them. They run around with it, but they don’t want any touchdowns scored.

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