Episode 555 – Daddy’s A Boss

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

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Factoid of the Week:

Seedless watermelons aren’t genetically modified. They’re actually a hybrid watermelon created by crossing a watermelon with 22 chromosomes with a watermelon with 44 chromosomes. The result is a sterile watermelon. These watermelons produce immature white seeds that are perfectly safe to eat. Seedless watermelons were first created over 50 years ago.

China’s Tencent turns to facial recognition to snag late-night child gamers
Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in equal packs
A herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrested
Fish get addicted to meth in polluted rivers, go through withdrawal

Words of Wisdom:
“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” -Saint Basil