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Horny for Love

Welcome BACK to the BROADCAST! Your hosts Tan-iana Johnson (Dre) and Sexual Creature (Janth) have certainly been...up to something. This week, your burning questions about Andrea's trip to Mexico are answered: Is she engaged??? (No.) Did she have crazy sex??? (Yes.) John Anthony tells the tales of the sexual critters currently working their way into his...heart and admits why he had to...leave the cafe. Your horny hosts detail their latest enemies, The Captain and The Cockblocker (sheer terror has occurred in the gay club and the black lagoon!), and even share some culture recs: Chappell Roan (wow.), RHOP (iykyk), and this fantasy trilogy that John Anthony can't spell (sorry). This episode is truly salacious. Like SERIOUSLY, it's sexy. You WILL sweat while listening. We are hot, we are bothered. We hope you are too.

p.s. We want to engage to you! Tell us a sexy secret, propose a question you want answered, share a little tip or two!! Why are you so afraid to talk to us??? srslyyy!! dm us already!!! plz don't make us beg.