More Passion for the Thrashin': The Easter Episode

Heretics' Social Club

Here comes Jesus Done-been-flailed, hobbling down the Via-De-La-Rosa-trail. That's right folks, It's THE EASTER EPISODE, or as I like to call it, HE IS RESIN! That's no typo! Oh no! Let he who is without probation be the first one stoned! This week the fellas get all stogna bologna like Post Malogna on the phogna, and transfix themselves upon Mel "Columcille" Gibson's epic torture porn saga, 'THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST'. Since both of us are HUGE fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000, we thought it would be fun to do a riff track style episode in hopes that you all would throw the movie on, and watch along with us. (It's free on Prime) Otherwise, you might want to skip this one. It's going to be pretty confusing trying to figure out what the hell we're talking about without seeing what we're watching, but I'm not trying to tell you what to do. If you want to kick Easter in the Keister, go turn on the goofiest horror movie I've seen since Terrifier 2, and come on down to King Herod's Homoerotic House of Hedonism, or as I like to call it, WON'T YOU JOIN US, FRIEND?