Classic: Jesus in Japan

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Our journey takes an intriguing turn as we explore the legend of Jesus Christ's secret life in Japan. Did Jesus really escape crucifixion by swapping places with his brother? We dive into this obscure tale, revealing how he might have lived under the alias Daitenku Taru Jurai in the village of Shingo. With references to Mel Gibson's epic films, samurai sagas, and even a cheeky nod to Kaiser Soze, we blend history with humor, creating a captivating narrative that will leave you both laughing and pondering.
And what's this about Jesus and lasers? As we wrap up our episode, we speculate on Jesus' blue eyes being the source of blue lasers, driving Blu-ray's success over HD DVD. Amidst our playful banter, we remind listeners of everyday duties, like supporting local businesses and keeping things clean. So tune in, embrace the unexpected, and let your imagination run wild with the grand possibilities of Jesus' story.

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1. Wacky Adventures of Jesus (00:00:00)

2. Jesus's Mysterious Life in Japan (00:06:48)

3. Jesus in Japan (00:16:45)

4. Jesus in Japanese Mythology (00:27:54)

5. Laser-Eyed Jesus and Blu-Ray Revival (00:38:41)