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Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year?

There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog.

If you ever find yourself in their company, be sure to match their cheer, and you better brush up on all your Christmas carol lyrics. Or else.

What’s the deal with this little community? What exactly is anomalous about them? Is there any way to stop their cheerfulness? What happens if you aren’t cheerful? How many Christmas carols can you convert into hog cranking songs? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

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Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer⁠