Orphan: First Kill (2022)

Aughtsterion

It's been a great year for horror generally, and it has been an amazing year for aughts horror surging back into the box office. We got a fifth Scream that managed to stand up with almost 30 years of the franchise before it and keep the Ghostface death squad kicking, and now we've been given the case for dusting off old IP. It's the prequel to end all prequels. It's Julia Stiles at her absolute zenith. It is the return of Esther, one of our great 21st century horror villains. It is... Orphan: First Kill! Jordan and Sam were so beside themselves after seeing this modern masterpiece that they had to record a bonus episode and cross the bridge between 2022 and 2009. The audacity of this movie. The gall of this movie. The gumption of this movie! If you haven't seen First Kill turn back now and avoid spoiling the movie for yourself. But if you have then join your co-hosts in revelry to celebrate what genius looks like.

Produced by: Jordan Crucchiola

Music by: Sam Wineman