Absolute Cuts #82 : THE LONGEST YARD

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

“You gotta always protect the McNuggets”

Episode 82 of Absolute Cuts sees host Ryan Cullen and special guest host Daniel Sloss discuss the 2005 drunk driving, sadistic wardening, convict touchdowning classic The Longest Yard. Ryan and Daniel talk about WhatsApp group nicknames, Karl Urban & fight about their movie tastes.

Normal service resumes next week when Nelson is back from the Alps.

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