Archie Rhind Tutt stops by the resort to explain why for Fulham fans beating Chelsea away was "our Everest", and why Fulham are kinda good.โดย Lars Sivertsen

The death star is fully broken, whereas Arne's Slot machine is paying out big.โดย Lars Sivertsen

The international window is a time to take stock. So I looked at many, many stats and came up with a barrage of tepid takes.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Turns out those articles may not have been fantasies and lies after all. And needless to say, I have fired up the Peter Welpton bat-signal to get some help processing all of this.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Peter is back! Because there have definitely not been enough podcasts this week about Man Utd being bad. But this one also includes stadium chat, seagull acrobatics and the many crimes of Tomas Repka.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Well that was fun wasn't it? The Big Game was dramatic and full of incident. Also, Spurs are better, Nicolas Jackson is scoring goals, West Ham are strange, and Man Utd do the opposite of their usual thing.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Arsenal's big derby win, Everton falling down again, long shots are good actaully, and Rashford's weird PR.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Peter returns to help dissect and digest the weekend's PL action.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Arsenal solid, Spurs relieved, Wolves routed and Brighton good. Also, the combine harvester of doom scores a very un-Pep-like hat-trick.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Chelsea continue to mystify, Spurs fall down in a very familiar way, other games just sorta happen.โดย Lars Sivertsen

It's that time of the year: The very very big season preview pod! Peter returns to help me out. We look at every team, and make a quick detour to the wacky zone at the end...โดย Lars Sivertsen

Arne Slot is in at Liverpool and Erik ten Hag is still in charge of Manchester United, so I've brought in the big Dutch brain of Michiel Jongsma to discuss his follicly challenged compatriots. And some other stuff.โดย Lars Sivertsen

At least that's what football seemed to be thinking, anyway. Spain are the European Champions, and deservedly so.โดย Lars Sivertsen

England are, somehow, in the final of Euro 2024. Underwhelming performances and late goals, are they Italy in disguise?โดย Lars Sivertsen

Hark and behold! Spain dismantle Didier Deschamps' dismal doomsday device! Kate Mason joins and adds some chaotic energy to the pod.โดย Lars Sivertsen

England are in the semis! Still not exactly good, but they were definitely less bad. And in the distance we hear the clip-clop of clogs as the Dutch march on.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Spain knock out hosts Germany after the latter fair to find an extra gear. France and Portugal serve up a pile of hot garbage, but France's tactic of not scoring goals continues to pay off.โดย Lars Sivertsen

The Euros are fun again! The xF was way up, with the Netherlands playing well and Austria - Turkey living up to expectations. Turkish football enjoyer Andy Brassell joins to help make sense of it all - and look ahead to the Quater-finals.โดย Lars Sivertsen

France and Portugal fail to impress yet manage to progress. And Cristiano Ronaldo, it's definitely getting weird.โดย Lars Sivertsen

England scrape by Slovakia. If the plan is to make the rest of Europe think they're very bad, the plan is going well. Meanwhile, Spain are brilliant and Georgia are out.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Germany stay in the race, Italy sink without a trace.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Pod favorite Peter Welpton returns to discuss the group stage and where it all goes from here. We wrestle a terrible line and some curious audio problems, but in the end it's mostly fine.โดย Lars Sivertsen

Georgia get their moment but Ukraine don't - even though Belgium are kinda bad.โดย Lars Sivertsen

France put themselves in trouble, England put us all to sleep. How about those Austrians though?โดย Lars Sivertsen

Italy go full Italy, and Spain - Albania just kinda happened. What did we learn?โดย Lars Sivertsen