A year ago Jordan got married. A year later Tyler finally edited an episode we recorded right before the ceremony. Kevin & Adam were also there. Enjoy.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Ghost life vs. Reincarnation, Muss vs. Fuss, Bad beer vs. Bad liquor, Fast travel vs. Bag of holding.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Cooking vs. Bartending, SPAM Slam vs. Ham Scam, Punk Rock Uncle Sam vs. Goth Santa, Suffering slings and arrows vs. Taking arms against them.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Zorro vs. Batman, Robot Wars vs. Junkyard Wars, No woman, no cry vs. No shirt, no shoes, no service, Shredded but weak vs. Fat but strong.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: A-Team vs. MacGyver, “Batman vs. Superman” vs. “Freddy vs. Jason,” Sunny day vs. Rainy day, Obama vs. Mitt Romney.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Hippies vs. Frat Bros, Gyroscopes vs. Gyros, Killing Hitler vs. Winning the lottery, John Cena vs. Danny DeVito.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Fairy Boat vs. Ferry Godmother, Get up vs. Get down, Rock Lobster vs. Lobstrosity, Bebop vs. Rocksteady.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Dark Vader vs. Kylo Ren, Pizza chain vs. Donut chain, Gargoyles vs. Street Sharks, Fast vs. Furious.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Broncos vs. Panthers, Greece vs. Grease, Nancy Sinatra vs. Nancy Reagan, Powerball vs. Belle of the Ball.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Close proximity relationship vs. Separate time zones, Stinkbugs vs. Ladybugs, Crumbs vs. Rinds, Be a dragon vs. Have a dragon.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Island vs. Deep Space, Surfer vs. Lawyer, Spanish Flea vs. Girl from Ipanema, Axe vs. Multiple collars popped.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Christmas dinner vs. Christmas cookies, Sleigh rides vs. Open fire, Make it rain vs. Let it snow, Tim Allen vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: 8 crazy nights vs. 8 relaxed evenings, No birthday presents vs. No holiday presents, Litterbug vs. Jitterbug, Mickey Mouse vs. Goethe’s house.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Hotline Bling vs. Whip / Nae Nae, Fallout Shelter vs. Fallout Boy, Warm toilet seat vs. Cold toilet seat, Golden Girls vs. Gilmore Girls.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Opening up a can of worms vs. Spilling the beans, Jack Skellington vs. Jack Frost, Slytherin vs. Lannister.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Pineapples vs. Pinewood derbies, Pizza rat vs. Duck army, Magic unibrow vs. Accordions for legs, Elevator vs. Ramen.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Prince vs. Queen, Chicken fingers vs. Ranch hands, Sully vs. Donkey, Theme Park vs. Adventure Cruise vs. Safari.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Adult Kickball vs. Kid MMA, St. Vincent vs. Sufjan Stevens, Bulletproof vs. Immune to disease, Vindication vs. Vin Dieselโดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: 100% JOHN CENA. Camping trip gone wrong vs. Book club, Road rage vs. Express checkout, Pumping up vs. Comforting, John vs. Jesse.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: IKEA vs. Meatballs, Snape Hair vs. Dr. Emmett Brown Hair, Eating Sand vs. Anime Swords, Island Time vs. A New York Minute.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Wedding Owl vs. Wedding Snake, Bridesmen vs. Groomsmaids, iTunes vs. DJ, First Dance vs. Last Dance.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Crosswords vs. Sudoku, Flim-flams vs. Doo-dads, Slam vs. Jam, Bill Nye vs. Mr. Rogers.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Rich & Ugly vs. Poor & Handsome, Wet Socks vs. Never Shampooing, Clichés vs. Lyrics from Disney songs, Giant hornets vs. Great white.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Telling all truths vs. All lies, Minstrel vs. Butler, Being a man-child vs. Unrecognizable, Circus vs. Carnival.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Nowhere man in a nowhere land vs. Barbie girl in a Barbie world, Bad Robots vs. Mutant Enemies, Longboard Barkley vs. Bucket Shaq, Teens vs. Corrupt politicians, Barack vs. The Rock.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Beer vs. Poetry, Always pooping when you pee vs. Throwing up instead of going to the bathroom, Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter vs. Terence Fletcher from Whiplash, Being Kardashian famous vs. Being the head of your own cult.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Seth Rogen vs. Josh Groban, Dodge Ball vs. Dodge Viper, Batmen vs. Celebrity confusion, Easter Bunny vs. Krampus.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Robocop vs. Rollercop, Agent Dale Cooper vs. Dale the Chipmunk, Baseball mitts for hands vs. Flippers for feet, Booing Mailpeople vs. Slow clapping at meetings.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Living wifi hotspot vs. Vomiting big macs, Bad ballet dancer vs. Bad Orchestra member, Butter for fingers vs. Butterfingers for fingers, Jaden Smith vs. Kim Jong Un.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Tribbles vs. Gremlins, No one getting your references vs. Not getting any references, Scotch tape vs. Scotch whisky, Nicolas Cage Superman or Nic Cage Batman.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Cupid vs. Hawkeye, Receiving chocolates vs. Receiving lingerie, Braggy Couples vs. Bitter singles, Never giving you up vs. Never letting you down.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Guy Fieri’s Hair vs. Goatee, Dancing like nobody’s watching vs. Loving like you’ve never been hurt, Top Chef vs. Hell’s Kitchen, Long lines vs. Unpopped Ears.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Anthropomorphized Animals vs. Items, Weak Toilet Paper vs. Chewing Chalk, Frasier vs. Family Matters, Glittered Sweat vs. Follow That Car.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Rita Skeeter vs. Skeeter Valentine, All spoiled movies vs. No recommended movies, Milkshake vs. Cappuccino, Commander Shepard vs. Captain Kirk.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S Hologram Moon vs. Lizard Overlords, Pirate vs. Lost Boy, Ride vs. Drive, Training Luke vs. Anakin.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Full House Xmas vs. Home Improvement Xmas, Rooty-toot-toots vs. Rummy-tum-tums, Tinsel vs. Wrapping Paper, TV specials vs. Xmas movies, A Xmas Carol vs. A Xmas Story, Hermie the Elf vs. Bernard the Elf.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Mannheim Steamroller vs. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Krampus vs Santa, Eidetic memory vs. Limited precognition, No presents but family vs. Presents but alone.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Chewbacca vs. Chewing tobacco, Joker vs. Jackass, Isolation vs. Eternal repetition, Ruby slippers vs. Rubeus Hagrid.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Ham, Connected movement vs. Connected speech, Half your height vs. Twice your weight, Garfield vs. Dilbert.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE, Tramp stamp vs. Belly button piercing, New car smell vs. Euphoric fire smell, No bad drivers vs. No lines, Sharingan eyes vs. Cyclops eyes.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Hair-mouth vs. Tongue-head, Decaf coffee vs. Non-alcoholic beer, Choose Your Own Adventure vs. Goosebumps, Bawdy limerick vs. Respected but disliked novel.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Child star vs. Old star, Hardy Boys vs. The Baby-Sitters Club, The Giving Tree vs. The Giver, One-man Band vs. Blue Man Group.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Warm beer vs. Flat soda vs. Weak coffee, Chester A. Arthur vs. William Taft, No meats vs. No dairy, Occasional fear vs. Constant peeves.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Porch couch vs. Aboveground pool, Perfect impressions vs. Perfect fluency, Stones inside shoe vs. Stuck to your shoe, Homeless texts vs. MySpace communication.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Candles vs. Torches, Plants vs. Zombies, Switchblades vs. Brass knuckles, Rockets vs. the Rockettes.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: MineCraft vs. Kraft mine, 1 ear deaf vs. 1 hour of internet a week, Smartphone brain vs. Inspector Gadget hands, Hogwarts Owl vs. Kimmunicator.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Football vs. Ballet, Octodad vs. Octomom, Earbuds vs. Headphones, Doritos vs. Pringles.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Indie Video Games vs. Indie Movies, Original songs vs. Parodies, Always cosplay vs. Everyone cosplays as you, Kirk Cameron vs. Robin Thicke.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Walmart Guy vs. Starbucks App Guy, Rocking Chair vs. Spinny Chair, 2D vs. 4D, Tom Selleck Mustache vs. Sam Elliott Mustache.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast

This week’s contenders: Getting paid in gum vs. Getting paid in hugs, Perfect memory vs. Being able to selectively forget anything, Throwing up vs. Having a migraine, Being pandered to vs. Being pandaed to.โดย Ninjas vs. Podcast