Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin. Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob here https://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAn And follow him on insta obvs https://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p…

Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland) See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zE Follow Rory and buy his book! https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haalan…

Kai Humphries learns how to get rid of a blended woman. Tom has a new pair of glasses and they look stupid. Freddy is even closer to death. Follow Kai, he’s very funny https://www.instagram.com/kaihumphries/?hl=en https://x.com/kaihumphries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Powder Chugger Crawford tells us what he will and won’t eat, how he became a tiktok star and whether or not he’s stupid Give him a follow and watch him eat weird stuff https://www.tiktok.com/@c.r.a.w.f.o.r.d6 https://www.youtube.com/@williamcrawford-mb3dm https://www.instagram.com/billycrawford570/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in…

THIS ONE IS VERY DARK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Dave Longley tries to settle the argument of whether Freddy is autistic or not. Then he says some horrible, horrible things. We advise headphones for this one. NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION But if you do like it then check out Dave’s new podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Hosted on A…

Gbemi Oladipo thinks about going to the slavery museum, Freddy kisses his Dad and a man gets a terrible reward from work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Skipper fails at his Mastermind specialist subject. Freddy takes laziness to a new level. Tom learns about 4D. Follow Jack Skipper on insta, he’s really funny https://www.instagram.com/mrjackskipper/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re in Edinburgh where Carl Donnelly joins with tales of Indian Mousetrap. Freddy gets a bad review. Rob has done a very loud fart. Tom has done something much worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hatty Preston is in the guest host seat and tells us why everyone loves her. Someone emails us with a stupid name. Freddy brags about knowing the alphabet. Check out Hatty and Kay Nicholson’s new podcast: Bit Much Babe https://www.youtube.com/@BitmuchBabe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Rob wants to become a signwriter, Freddy has a lookalike, a man swallows things he shouldn’t (and it’s not Freddy) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a new team member! But we won’t be letting her talk. A woman defenestrates her kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nina Gilligan tells us off for being naughty boys. Trump got shot. Rob likes big shouldered girls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Freddy thinks we need to change his name because he’s not fat, and wants to get rid of hills because he’s too fat. Also Fat Olympics. It’s a very fat heavy episode. What else did you expect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Youtuber Teddy Grey joins us to talk about Jay Slater and the Mum detectives of Facebook, and we have a new idea for a tattoo. Follow Teddy here https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyGreyOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Mick Ferry joins to discuss the ups and downs of mountaineering, why adults need to stop speaking children, and Rob’s reaction to a crisis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Should you accept pasta from a mechanic? Is there a better alternative to a minute’s silence? And should we be shredding our poo? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ We sensibly debate the benefits of National Service, decide whether Beyonce is better than chips and discuss Freddy’s new film role Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Use discount code DMT25 at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Tom’s been on holiday, Freddy finds some quicksand, we talk dubious usernames. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dean Coughlin joins us as Rob tells us about the worst new comedy act ever, we think about getting a pet rock, and Rob has had some life changing news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Visit http://tenga.co.uk and apply DMT10 at the checkout for 10% off! Women should live in a town full of bears. Kendrick and and Drake have been having a right kerfuffle. Freddy gets intimidated by Rob at a urinal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Visit http://tenga.co.uk and apply DMT10 at the checkout for 10% off! Elliot Steel’s Dad solves the Middle East, we find the pettiest footballer ever and discuss how woke WW2 was. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Visit http://tenga.co.uk and apply DMT10 at the checkout for 10% off! Competitive eater Leah Shutkever challenges us to beat one of her world records. Freddy has done something so shocking that if you don’t prepare yourself properly your eyes will pop out of your head like a cartoon dog. Check out Leah’s Insta https://www.instagram.com/shutkeveroff…

DeadMeet tickets are nearly gone, get them now! https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking We’ve had quite the week. And we’ve recorded the wrong the way round so this has the feel of a Patreon episode. We may need to change the name of the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Ultra-Marathon runner and all round adventurer Sean Conway explains exercise to Freddy, before we break his soul by showing him the dark room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Freddy has taken the first step on his journey to world’s strongest man. Someone thinks we’re The Undertaker. Lily Allen, if you’re listening, get in touch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This episode is brought to you by: Runesilk! Get 15% off beard oil (or loads of other stuff) at http://Runesilk.com using code DMT15 Fradime! Great clothes available at http://Fradime.co.uk KinkD - check out their dating app http://kinkdapp.com Martin Mor joins us and tells some absolutely ridiculous stories from his career. Freddy’s Tour Tickets -…

This episode is brought to you by: RUNESILK! Get 15% off beard oil (or loads of other stuff) at Runesilk.com using code DMT15 And FRADIME! Great clothes available at Fradime.co.uk Freddy has a surprising new hobby, we laugh at some fat people (I know, shocking) and crush a man’s dreams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Freddy struggles with a new name. The King has a poorly bottom. We try and work out who’s cleverest Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is brought to you by Fradime - check them out at fradime.co.uk and buy some of their gear - it’s good! Also come to DeadMeet! Tickets - https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Freddy has a culinary brainwave, someone has a bad nickname, and we work out how easy it is to donate a cat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo…

Freddy learns about The Troubles, someone complains about someone stealing a joke they stole from Rob, a woman with no ears gets a terrible gift DEADMEET TICKETS: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DEAD MEET TICKETS: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Freddy has been insulted by a nurse, we show Dan something terrible and Tom fixes the new feature Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is brought to you by Fradime! They’re a sponsor that we actually like! Check them out, it’s actually good gear www.Fradime.co.uk We discuss our favourite gay words. Freddy won’t stand up for pregnant wome., Suranne Jones made Josh cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Rob might host the Golden Globes, Taylor Swift drops into the studio, and we laugh at XL Bully owners Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DeadMeet Tickets available here: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Things Rob and Freddy hate in this episode: Pub Sheds Darts Tom’s New Feature (Tom thinks they’re all great, apart from pub sheds obviously) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buy DeadMeet Tickets here - https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Gbemi instantly regrets coming on the pod. Freddy hates talents. We laugh at an ugly orphan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rebecca Goodwin joins us to laugh at Freddy’s trackies. Should homeless people be allowed crisps? A woman pretends to be vegetarian. Come to DeadMeet, the comedy event of 2024! Tickets - https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s the ideal headspace for a dwarf’s chef’s hat? Do Joey Barton’s views count for anything? Is Rob the most humble man in the country? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob’s dog has had an accident. This episode is a wild ride. Come to a watch along party for Rob's special on Sun 17th December at Creatures in Manchester! (or if you can't make it just watch it on YouTube) www.ticketsource.co.uk/rob-mulholland Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

DEADMEET TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Kunt and the gang is here so it must be nearly Christmas! We subtly improve VE day. We play the best game of all time. Check out The Krackpots here https://soundcloud.com/kuntandthegang/the-krackpots-proper-christmas-excerpt/s-uC2OoG8P0sQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f…

Slow motion’s Karl Porter tells us how his life has changed. A lucozade-addicted man has no side effects whatsoever. Freddy has an embarrassing email address. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Rice tells us about a riot. It’s one of the greatest stories that’s ever been told by anyone, ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.