Resistors? Capacitors? Diodes? What are they? We don't know and now you don't either!

What a year. My God.

You are now entering a politics-free, POSITIVITY ZONE!

Emergency re-commissioning of the Good Ship Holy Scheg!

Gar Skypes in from Vegas on the shittiest WiFi west of the Mississipp! Also, he thinks he's hanging out in a hotel called NoMad, when really that's just a restaurant in the Park MGM. He's an idiot!

Slick Rick strikes again!

Learn literally one thing about electricity!Happy Holy Schlays from the Holy Shlodbois. See you next year!

3 weeks in post and we still left in Gar's casual racism. Sorry about everything!

Season three of the Schlodcast is playing it pretty loose! Let's just keep it going!

Holy shit! It's been three months! Let's catch up with "the guys"!

To what lengths will one go to present one's self in an acceptable way? Let's talk about it.

Take a trip with us to the City of Sin... It's Vegas Baby!

19 minutes of musical insanity, then we get down to business and chat about Ol' Blue Eyes.

Classical gas!

Gar gets the giggles as we settle in for an impromptu chat that ended up circling back to different fruits! Intrigued yet?!

WHAT'S UP 2018?! We got it all in this episode, we got tribes, we got kyngs, we got tubes, we got dreams. Hold on to any all body parts, because HERE WE GO!!!

Misophonia alert! We're talkin' burps!

We're talking about scar tissue, specifically the kind we wish you saw.P.S. In classic Holy Schleg fashion, we say collagen all of the times we meant to say keratin. We're bad at this.

It's been a year, and what a year?! Time for a sentimental voyage!

Remember the 90s?Warning: Intro contains many references to the dark arts.

We try, desperately, to explain how air conditioning works. Who knew it could be so complicated?

Buckle up, we're headed down a horrible highway featuring some shithead from Youtube!

Ryan had a baby! It's terrifying!!!Ryen got a bike! It's significantly less terrifying!

As we all hurtle towards oblivion, enjoy the soothing sounds of Holy Schleg.

Another good friend stops by to chat! How will Ryan respond?! Only time will tell!Also, our recording setup makes it sound like we're talking from beyond the grave!

Sabertooths, aphids and Hawaiians, oh my!

Schlegel schlegales us with schales of his schlip to FLO-RIDA!!!

Let's get a little historical context, shall we? How cray was it back when we were born? Let's find out!

Remember Buzz Bin Volume 1? Well take a musical trip down memory line as the Shitheads® discuss each track!

Schlegel regales us with tales of his trip to Detroit! Holyoak slowly descends into complete intoxication and mental failure.

Before Schlegel tours the great state of Michigan, Holy Schleg discuss, amongst other things, the norths and souths of Detroit! (Sorry PodBean has bombarded with you old episodes!)

Recorded on the first day of spring, let's learn a thing or two about PLANTS!!!

Delving into one of the signature cultural appropriations of the Southwestern U.S., the Kokopelli (with bonus deleted scenes!).

Take a drunken trip down Memory Lane with one of Schlegel's favorite movies starring the late, great Bill Paxton.

Not live from the Strip, but the next best thing! Talking about the Strip! Also, we give all 50 states new mottos!

We had an idea of what we were going to do, but then we just did whatever! Trigger Warning: Harmonicas

We had to get DRUNK AF for this one... we're talking about our president, Donald J. Trump with bonus footage from election night.

So timely! A Super Bowl episode!

Wherein we gild a lily and then cry 'havoc!' and let slip the camels of war.

Our first podcast via skype! And we are hopping on the True Crime bandwagon!P.S. Richard Thomas! That's the guy with the mole!

Where the hell have we been? Learning about the most important profession in the world... the Köbes.

It's been ages, so let's catch up with one another. Learn about R + R Chuckle Factory with 24 questions we ripped off from some blogger whose name is definitely NOT Gloria, but that doesn't stop us from calling her that over and over and over.

NEW THEME MUSIC FROM DOCTOR JOSH!!!Also an episode ostensibly about cats, but mostly about other things!

We are joined by our first and very special guest, Dr. Josh! A (maybe) real life doctor helps explain the mysteries of the human body to two baffled man-children. Trigger warning: misophonia

Trying something new on this one, which in a perfect world, will blow your minds... musically.

A back to basics episode featuring the Macanese People, CAFFEINE, and a little bit of the devil for good measure.

Quick word to let you know, that although all is lost, we're still clinging on and will have more info soon.Trigger warning: loud af music (RIP headphone users)

We talk to you all about colds and flus, more or less. Well, less. Trigger warning: hiccoughs.

All things spooky for a special Halloween episode. Also, we'll hear about Schlegel's origin story. Or will we?

Our first double feature! A little Del Taco, a little Cockchafer! A match made in heaven!