Just like most people's first day of school -- Harrison and Jon met on the playground. A playground full of adult males. Kinda like a Grinder Sandbox. They were a match made in JCPenny, Harrison's khaki pants and long uncombed hair -- combined with Jon's soulless eyes and vast layers of talking points. After one quick lunch, and the discovery that they both knew everything about everything -- they decided to enter a quest. There are no princesses, or gold at the end of this quest. Much like ...