Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth once had a dark and clever TV show that was ahead of its time. Now they have a podcast like everyone else.
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The One With The Drone Strike
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Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partnersโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus.โดย Brian Sack
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Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Bonnie's Clyde Packs No Heat
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Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Merry Christmas. No one reads these.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Founding Father Traci Coconuts
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Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Kissinger: Live, Laugh, Love
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Kissinger Memorial Gala. The Terrible Tale of Tim's restaurant. Kissinger's biography. Jack got mis-aged. Brian has a Wellness Center.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Dr. Rabinowitz obituary. The King of Detention. New college courses: New Math, Intro to Judaism, American History. Jason Peevy obituary. Holiday Promotions: Ford, Dick's Sporting Goods, Oreo. Ingrid Mackenzie obituary.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Off to Morocco for the Respect Dollars. Jiggles & Giggles, A Gentleman's Comedy Club. Losing the wife to a Saudi Prince. Gregarious Brian. John soiled Taylor. A modern reboot of popular comics: Garfield, Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Brian was in Maui for the wildfires. Jack has a new baby and needs advice. Brian is a marketing genius improving baby products. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Vincent and His Seagull-Killing Twin
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Tips on listing your home. Road trip guide. Barry White's romantic song for cats. Jack auditions for audiobooks: Clip Clop, Ibram X. Kendi's Guide to the Stock Market, The Ogre's Child.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Carbon Conscious Fast & Furious
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Frenchman having a stroke opening. Brian lost a girl to sweating. Debate camp. Brian reacquainted Jack's wife her money. Woking the blockbusters: Fast & Furious, Transformers, Rocky, Jurrasic Park.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Waterborne Airhorn Flare Monkey
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Brian fights ableism with a flare-bearing monkey. Mouring the open we never got to know. Coke in the White House. Polyamonours Mayor. Jack reads Obituaries: Irving Maximus Rothwell, Sunny Dee, Stockton Rush.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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The 1492 Project. Jack is sad he wasn't invited to Brian's Party. Brian wife speak word. God took Brian's mom and made him hate Connecticut. Horse piñata. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and jack Helmuth
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Home Automation Experts LLC. The kid is back from college and the wife is transitioning. Celebrity endorsements: Dwayne the Rock Boyardee, Madonna for Jello, Colin Kapernick for The Marines, Billy Joel on Scranton. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Do You Know The Methane Man?
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Cat Investments, LLC. Brian and Jack's sleepover. Brian has great and Ecuadorian remodeling tips for Jack’s new house. Brian would be a great philanthropic Koch brother if only given the chance. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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A Cantaloupe In They’s Pants
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Tucker & Lemon. Brian's back from Turkey. Jack made a mistake and has big news. Bud Light made a mistake? Hold my beer. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye.โดย Brian Sack
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Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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A Fascist Nazi Called Me Hyperbolic
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Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Oprah Picks The Scab-Forming Boy
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Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Stephen Hawking's House of Pancakes
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SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Kenny Loggins Space Program
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Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden’s Prep & Mop-Up Team.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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What a Long Strange Trip It's Been
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Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl.โดย Brian Sack
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Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat. Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans. Slava Ukrainiโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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The Silence of My Dinner with Andre
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New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl. Donate to World Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping. qmpodcast.com…
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Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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The most trusted source in news. Locust Valley. Dog uteruses and kitten heels. Superbowl commercials: Count Chocula, Heineken Non-Alcoholic Beer, Best Buy, Lactaid, Rogaine. Jack auditions for an advice column: Bad Influence Lucas, Unhappy Veep, Many Bobs. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Request Line Blues. Happy Prison. The Secret Life of Spayed Shepherds. Building approval ratings Back Better. Jack tries to land sponsors: Ellerson Toyota, Ikea, Miss Whiskers' Cat Bordello. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Biden press conference. Ladders, Inc. How the family celebrates MLK Day Eve. Stadium High School's 97-year old graduate. Big changes at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Jack reads for audiobooks: Life of Helen Keller, A History of Basketball, Ring Quest. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Gold, Guns, God, Gas, Gazpacho
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Stacy Abrams isn't here. Animal Shelter. Brian won't raise Jack's kids after his murder-suicide. Pheromone studies. What to do amid civil strife. Appeasing the Patton Oswaltistes. Jack reads for CNN: Xenotransplantation, Betty White, Pfizer.โดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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Podcast of a Thousand Stars. Sign Language Lessons. Brian's Quebec adventure with lockdowns and sewage. Getting revenge on thieves. Resentful, resourceful Afghani. New Year's Resolutions. ADHD in action. The down-low on dating AOC. qmpodcast.comโดย Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth
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