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The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

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Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.โดย David Umstattd

Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters. Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance. Buy the book here

The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Truth participates in a theological sports competition. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Love tries to stop a theological gang war. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Truth gets mad at a Platypus. Buy the book here

Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Truth sues someone for copyright infringement. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Truth's date goes about how you would expect. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

The story turns into a horror movie for some reason. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

The objectively best character in the book is introduced. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight. Buy the book hereโดย David Umstattd

An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues. Buy the book here Contact author at davidumstattdfanmail@gmail.com Join the mailing list to get updates on other David Umstattd books at davidumstattd.com