Season 1 - Rejection By A Zombie

Funny In Five Hundred - Humor Flash Fiction Podcast

This story was written by Linda M. Crate. She is a Pennsylvanian native born in Pittsburgh yet raised in the rural town of Conneautville. Her poetry, short stories, articles, and reviews have been published in a myriad of magazines both online and in print. Recently her two chapbooks "A Mermaid Crashing Into Dawn" (Fowlpox Press - June 2013) and "Less Than A Man" (The Camel Saloon - January 2014) were published. Her fantasy novel "Blood & Magic" was published in March 2015. The second novel of this series Dragons & Magic was published in October 2015. Her poetry collection "Sing Your Own" Song is forthcoming through Barometric Pressures Series. Tell her how much you like her story by commenting here: http://bit.ly/2dZo6WA Check her out! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Linda-M-Crate-129813357119547/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thysilverdoe Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/authorlindamcrate/ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Dragons-Magic-Linda-M-Crate-ebook/dp/B014V3ZHTA FunnyInFiveHundred.com promotes original submissions of humorous short stories, all under 500 words. To stay up-to-date, receive the latest humor fiction, writing tips, and more, sign up for our newsletter at FunnyInFiveHundred.com/Subscribe. To submit your own story, head to FunnyInFiveHundred.com/Submit. To support the site, check out our first novel at FunnyInFiveHundred.com/Novel, "Sebastian Needs A Real Job." It’s a funny book about an irate goofball trying to find his first real job. One reviewer called it a "millennial’s reinterpretation of the offbeat comedy 'A Confederacy of Dunces,'” which I think summarizes the intent nicely. It’s only $2.99 on Amazon, and it’s free on Kindle Unlimited. Finally, I’d love your feedback about the podcast. Head to FunnyInFiveHundred.com/POD to take a quick 3-question survey.