You Had Me at Partial Birth Abduction

You Had Me at Bigfoot

On this episode, gibbering, pot-bellied, buck-toothed pervert, Tom, and unique grotesquerie squeezed into a skintight rabbit suit, V, go on a schizophrenic rampage at the Planned Parenthood clinic when their abortion isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less. Tom is awarded taxpayer money for his paper entitled "Glaciers, gender, and science: A feminist glaciology framework for global environmental change research," and V conquers the world to lower the cost of cell phone batteries.