You’re all infected, I’ll be in blockbuster.

The Diary of Jane Doe

On tonight’s podcast, join me, or don’t. I’m not here to make decisions for you. Unless that’s what you came here for, and I’ll be happy to let you down with my inability to assist you with that. At the moment the only decision making skills I possess are the ones having to do with how I’m getting to the store to replace the tropical sour patch kids I’ve unfortunately run out of. And the decisions I’ll eventually have to make when I realize the copic markers I have are just not enough anymore and I end up on Mercari trying to talk my way into getting free shipping because I can only afford $14, the $1 extra shipping just won’t do.. So yeah back to the point of this pointless description that I’ll never fully finish because who needs a punchline.