NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (w/ Frank and Geoff)

The Cannon Canon

The Cannon Bros are kicking off the New Year with a COULD'VE BEEN A CANNON! Patreon member, Joshua Richardson, chose one of THE most Could've Been A Cannon's we've seen yet. 1986's NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

John Stamos, Gene Simmons and Prince protege Vanity star in this wannabe Bond flick for the Pepsi generation. Is it effective Bond-fare? It certainly has A Bond (George Lazenby) and...yeah, that's about it. If you thought Gene Simmons was too subtle for your tastes, this movie gives you a full trough of insane and problematic Gene Simmons ham! You even get a side helping of Robert Englund!

Hiding emotions isn't good for your health, so sing it LOUD! "STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE, STARGROVE..."

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