83 - Souls

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When I was a child I imagined the soul was somewhere in the middle of my torso. Now that I'm a man, I am enlightened enough to know that it's sort of just all about, maybe even in the head too.

The important thing is to realise that it emits a sort of golden-blue mist when I do good things, but glows an ugly dank colour when I do bad things.

The science may not support me, but the beliefs and actions of millions can't be wrong! Can they?????