America Hiring a Hitman 101

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If you are a good conservative Christian in America there are probably lots of people you’d like God to kill, but if he doesn’t, what do you do? Hire a hitman? That tale wags shortly.
Well, I ain’t a conservative Christian but I can tell you I wish more Christians today were as compassionate and loving as many of my atheist friends. This week, a 21 year old Congolese refugee died in Nairobi. We struggle to raise funds to keep refugees alive and didn’t know about this boy. He had kidney disease and efforts from his friends to raise money for his medical treatment failed. He had lost family, his homeland and everything. Now, his life. Who cares? He was a gay refugee and the hate preachers have a lot to celebrate. Please help us help people like this young man with the first name Christian. Ironic eh. https://chuffed.org/project/humans-in...
Now to the hitman piece.
Ok America, it’s time to hire a hitman in the same way you elect a President. Forgive me, I’m just an Aussie being sarcastic about your culture. Don’t worry, I can be sarcastic about lots of other cultures too, especially my own.
So you need a hired killer for a job. It seems to me the following questions should apply, some of which would also apply to a Presidential Candidate.
1st Question; Is he/she Christian?
2nd Question: What Church do they go to regularly?
3rd Question: Are they on the Ministry team?
4th Question: Do they value good moral principles?
5th Question: Do they condemn homosexuality?
6th Question: Do they own a gun and can they fire it?
7th Question: How many people have they killed?
8th Question: What are the gory details?
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