Magic Melon & Ted Cruz Goes to Mexico

Highly Political

The ladies smoke Magic Melon, a strain gaining massive popularity for its sweet citrusy taste and relaxing properties. Good for eye pressure, headaches, and making you feel all tingly. You know, like when you're cold in the snow? Texas is still dealing with the aftermath of a once in a decade polar vortex, and someone needs to be blamed. So Gov. Abbot decided it's the Green New Deal's fault! A bill that has yet to pass the senate. Frozen wind turbines, pipes, and ignorant thoughts on climate policy got them there. However, Ted Cruz couldn't deal so he went to seek refuge south of the border. SCOTUS won't hear any contested election cases, but is all ears for anti-choice legislation. Is Tianna moving to Oklahoma? Will Sam complete Operation Mar-a-lago? Light up & tune in to find out!