Canoe Douche Canoe?

Celebrity Booze Cruise

This week we set our sails to the wind as it is physically impossible for us to drive this ship 55 knots per hour when we're fueled on Santo Mezquila by Sammy Hagar and Adam Levine. This tequila/mescal hybrid had us waxing philosophic about the definition of a douche (Adam yes, Sammy, not so much!). Guy Fieri, Sammy's new booze partner is also in the mix! Then, we catch up on some news of the day including the upcoming Michael Jackson musical play told from his glove's perceptive brought to you courtesy of Johnny Depp (yes), Billy Dee Williams' gender revelation, Beck announcing he's not a Scientologist (sort of), and wrap it up with our Laurel and Hardy FUs!