Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back for the 2022 season. Shots are fired. Jokes are worn out. But always #GoRailhawks GO HERE AND HELP THE BEST BALLARD https://crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ukrainian-refugees—welcome-fundโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back to predict the NWSL and MLS playoffs Make your predictions using #2TeamsNoCupโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Hank are joined again by Collin to discuss the NSWL, “Oasis or Mirage”, gargoyles and Collin creates a new word. Play along using that word #sinseriouslyโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are joined by Colin Mackenzie, otherwise known as @DCUMack to discuss the NWSL, Hank’s day drinking and we watch Colin slowly die in real time as DC United lose to Nashville while we record! Play along with #NoShitHankโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by a stuttering image of Hank in his car as he drives home from work. They talk NWSL, DC United (FINALLY), NYCFC, SuperLiga, and mules. Say more than Hank did using #HankInACan #damnnearkilledhimโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris catch up on the NWSL and discuss the recent US Women’s and Men’s results. Celebrate Chris’s birthday using #HappyBallacheBellendโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Hank talk NWSL, Atlanta’s coaching conundrum, Venezia’s spending spree, Bull Durham and more. Join us using #EvanReamEatsSacโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Hank and Chris watch a driving Mark go 110 mph to New Mexico while they discuss NWSL, Timber Joey ripoffs, and find Ballard’s Oasis references to win a prize! Join us using #AlmostBellendโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank are back after to catch you up on the NWSL, talk Miami’s “punishment”, plastic jerseys and white girl fonts. Join us using #48Ballsโดย Top of the Table

Brian and Hank help a road tripping Mark navigate the highways and discuss NWSL week 1, MLS week 5, The Crew, Whataburger, Voltron, Caddyshack and so much more. Play along with #PartsIsPartsโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris and joined by one of their three fans, Tyler Doyle, to discuss the NWSL Challenge Cup, awfulness in Ohio and Selena. Join us using #Matchbox475 “Ladies First” wraps up the Challenge Cup 1. The LA Galaxy won “El Traffic” and Chicharito scored again. Galaxy will win MLS Cup, true of false? 2. Columbus has rebranded and dro…

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back with more NWSL and week 3 of MLS. Join the discussion using #TheCatLeft? “Ladies First” wrap up and Challenge Cup final preview. Mark almost changes his team. 1. Nashville leads the league in shots and shots on goal, but does it matter since they are still winless? 2. Chicharito scores tonight, over/under is 2 3…

Brian, Mark and Hank are joined by friend of the pod Kenny Price to debut the “Ladies First” NWSL segment and talk MLS week 2. Join the conversation using #MyThumbCharlie Our new segment, “Ladies First”, is a weekly wrap-up from each panelist for their selected NWSL team. Except for Brian, he has already changed his team pick. 1. FC Cincinnati lost…

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris re joined by former Mexican Women’s National Team defender, Christina Murillo to help the guys pick a NWSL team to follow. Join the discussion using #fatkidsize? 1. Austin FC lost the debut match at LAFC, but they will finish with a winning record, trie of false? 2. Montreal blew the doors off Toronto, they finish top 3 …

We’re back! Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake discuss the NWSL, 2021 season predictions and you can play along with #EvanReamsSAC! 1. Most noteworthy off-season move 2. Surprise player of the year 3. Surprise team of the year 4. First coach fired 5. Who wins more at home Orlando/Toronto, RSL/Vancouver 6. Eastern Conference Champion prediction 7. Western C…

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by old friend Dean Southby from Manchester, England, to discuss what’s happened since 2017. Play along using #GoRailhawks 1. Since 2017, Toronto beat Seattle (2017), Atlanta beat Portland (2018), and Seattle beat Toronto (2019), which one was most impressive? 2. Which one was most surprising? 3. Since out last show …

Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank wrap up 2017. You can play along using #powpowpow 1. Who won the US Open Cup? 2. Who won MLS Cup and were you surprised? 3. Give me your early 2018 MLS Cup winner prediction. 4. What is your 2017 story of the year? 5. MLS expansion is coming. Nashville in is, is that a god thing or a bad thing? Who is the next team? 6. W…

Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake discuss Decision Day 2017 Play along using #RevsAfterDarkโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by “Old Man” Jeff Krause for a roundtable discussion of the LA Live show, Chicago playing over their heads and the usual tangents. Play along using #ThatsSoMLSโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake are back to discuss the transfer window, VAR and social media. Join us using #scarfingthestatue 1. The transfer window has come and gone with DC United the clear winner. Please rate your team’s transfer efforts. 2. New England added another attacker in Krizstian Nemeth from KC, and Sigi says LA needs a center forward, Mar…

Brian, Mark and Jake welcome Kenny Price from the 19th Minute Podcast. Don’t get #kiffined play along with us! 1. The USMNT won the Gold Cup. Who from this squad goes to Russia? 2. Mike Petke brought the goods 2 weeks ago with an epic postgame rant. Before the printer broke, what other pictures would he have had for Trey to pass out? 3. Dom Dwyer w…

Brian, Hank, and Jake are back discussing RSL wins and New England woes. For some reason, Mark got muted when the episode saved. So you can fill in the blanks with your own Onawful rants! Play along using #flimsy and/or #buttertoes 1. We ended last week’s show with hopes Real Salt Lake would pull off an upset in LA, AND THEY DID. What does their 6-…

Brian and Chris are joined by an irate Mark after LA’s loss to San Jose in the SuperClassico. Heads up, there is salty language on this one. Play along this week using #LawnDart 1. Which if these will win MLS Golden Boot: Nikolic, Torres, Villa or other? 2. After a quiet showing vs FC Dallas this week, Jozy Altidore has 7 goals and 7 yellow cards. …

Chris, Jake and Brian are joined by Robert Jonas and he has BREAKING NEWS! Play along using #PaulMariner 1. BREAKING: San Jose has fired Dom Kinnear. Are you surprised and who is next? 2. MYCFC beats Red Bull 2-0, are they a juggernaut? 3. Chicago wins again. Is the word “unstoppable” fair to use here? 4. FC Dallas and Houston played to a 1-1 draw.…

Join the discussion using #2wins1cup 1. Pick your team’s highlight since out last show in July of 2014. 2. Pick your team’s best move since 7/14. 3. Your team’s worst move since 7/14. 4. Orlando City and Minnesota got promoted to MLS, and Atlanta has formed and com on strong. When will we ever see Miami? 5. Chicago signed German national star Basti…

THIS WEEK, the group is finally dealing with all the trouble they've had in this town of freaky transformy people. I think. Once and for all, the group will destroy the heart of this evil and definitely make a new ally. I think. Will they die? Can't tell you that. I can tell you there are totally more episodes though.Subscribe on iTunes apple.co/1X…

After getting through that awful pause in adventuring, the party finally is able to make it to the strange town of Valmorra, where everyone seems uneasy with the group around. Perhaps they meet someone that is...more adept with bows.Subscribe on iTunes apple.co/1XR1No0Subscribe via RSS (Soundcloud)Topofthetable – Aod-ep4Keep yourself up to date on …

A safer trip on the see has taken the group to a town with a population that seems to be acting strange. They are tasked to find a missing person, but what secrets will they uncover, and who will they meet? Maybe a better ranger! Subscribe on iTunes apple.co/1XR1No0Subscribe via RSS (Soundcloud)Topofthetable – Aod-ep4Keep yourself up to date on our…

This week we poke the bear and talk US Open Cup with Mark. Evan Ream and Jake Catanese are along for the ride. Pile on with #gorailhawks 1. With the US out of the World Cup, sell new soccer fans on MLS in 10 words or less. 2. MLS attendance with raise after the World Cup, true or false? 3. Kaka has officially joined Orlando FC, will his stay be Fan…

Brian, Chris and Hank are joined by Jake Catanese and Evan Ream Play along using #UofPHX 1. A MLSsoccer.com article called FC Dallas Head Coach Oscar Parjea Colorado’s Voldemort. Before Chris puffs out his transparent chest, what MLS players deserve Harry potter characters comparisons? 2. Red Bull NY won in New England for the first time since they…

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by Jared DuBois from Best Soccer Show and The Corner of the Galaxy Podcast. Play along using #fastpass 1. Last week Mark called Landon Donovan getting cut from the USMNT. Can we do it again this week? Somebody make a bold prediction. 2. Donovan’s 2 goals yesterday were his first of the year. How many does he finish …

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined once again by Jeff Krause from the Fire Confidential Podcast Play along with #vddonovan 1. Over the last 3 weeks, New England has scored 12 goals (5 in the last 2 games) and is undefeated in it’s last 5. With no Hank this week, let’s say something nice about the Revs. 2. True or False: Vancouver is responsible for N…

Brian, Mark and Chris have Jason Longshore on this week. Jason is Chief Development Officer of Soccer in the Streets and we encourage you all to check that organization out and help how you can. Check out their annual Black Tie Soccer Game. Join us using #ChichaPlease 1. Set pieces or run of play? 2. True or False: As Brad Davis goes, so goes the H…

Brian and Mark are joined by Stephen Brandt from the Yellow Carded Podcast Play along this week using #Dsnuts 1. Portland tied Chivas this week, is it worse than a loss for Portland? 2. RBNY is winless. What French word describes their play? 3, Atlanta is in MLS, will they thrive or join the Walking Dead? 4. St. Louis, San Antonio or Minneapolis jo…

Brian, Hank and Chris are joined by Matt Ream from the Olympico podcast Play along this week using #mattshair 1. FC Dallas won a canon with their 4-1 win over Houston this week. Give me better rivalry prize ideas besides trophies. 2. WrestleMania 30 is tonight, will the Undertaker’s streak go to 22-0? 3. Montreal traded Andrew Wenger to Philly for …

Brian, Hank and Chris are joined by Jeff Ballard Play along this week using #tyler 1. The replacement refs were better, true or false? 2. Through 4 weeks, which team has been the most impressive: Columbus, FC Dallas, Real Salt Lake or Vancouver? 3. RSL is still playing well without Jason Kreis, this is amazing or an anomaly? 4. Who makes the playof…

Joining Brian and Mark this week are Mark Fishkin from the “SeeingRedNY” podcast and ELAC from the “What the Flock?!” podcast. Join the discussion this week using #12toes 1. LA Aztecs or LA Gunners? 2. Clint Dempsey was suspended 2 games: good call, bad call or HOW DARE MLS? 3. MLS is out of the Champion’s League, yeah or meh? 4. If MLS had an “Eas…

Joining Brian, Mark, and Chris this week is Jeff Krause from the Fire Confidential Podcast This week’s hashtag is #grantwahl 1. Biggest surprise of MLS so far? 2. TFC vs SEA: statement game or not? 3. Clint Dempsey had a goal and a cup check this week; is he frustrated, petulant or enigmatic? 4. Is there a bigger whiner in MLS than Will Johnson, Ch…

This week’s questions: 1. Best off-season? 2. Worst signing? 3. Judo or Karate? 4. Golden Boot winner? 5. Mike Magee was benched this week, is Armageddon upon us? 6. Who score more goals, Clint Dempsey or Eddie Johnson? 7. What’s the over/under on Mark’s “The Galaxy sh%t the bed!” tweets this season? 8. Toronto FC, playoff team? 9. First firing? 10…

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris wrap up week 6’s games and fantasy fallout. Mentioned: – Hank’s interview with Rev’s head Coach Jay Heaps – Live Breathe Futbolโดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Hank are joined by ELAC from the “What the Flock Podcast”(iTunes link) to discuss Chivas USA’s surprising start and his thoughts on the club. There are early “Game of Thrones” and “Yo Gabba Gabba” references, Hank and ELAC pitch their teams in a “Battle for MLS Irrelevancy”, Hank gives us his take on the Revs/FC Dallas game (as Bria…

Brian, Hank and Chris talk week 4 and Hank tries to solve his fantasy roster problems. And who else had Chivas and FC Dallas atop the West? Nobody? Neither did we.โดย Top of the Table

Chris shares his experience from volunteering at “Soccer Night in Newtown” with Brian and Mark, and they get caught up on each team’s off-season moves. The 3rd Degree article “Revisionist History: Schellas Hyndman and Disgruntled Players”โดย Top of the Table

Brian and Mark discuss Mark’s experience at the MLS Cup Final Game in LA, his thoughts on the weekend and a very special story of family.โดย Top of the Table

Brian, Hank, and Chris discuss the MLS Semifinal results, predict the Conference Finals and Hank delivers breaking news with the final of one series just as we’re going off the air.โดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are joined by Luis Bueno, Chivas USA beat writer for MLSSoccer.com, as they discuss the team’s play this season and what their plan could be moving forward.โดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Chris riff on their team’s weekend games, the lack of teeth behind “team bloggers”, Chris’s captives, and more.โดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark and Hank talk MLS playoffs, the sadness of being a Revs fan and more.โดย Top of the Table

Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank discuss the weekend’s MLS results and the rapidly closing playoff picture.โดย Top of the Table

Brian and Mark are back to discuss things, starting with Clint Dempsey to Tottenham, winding our way through the EPL and MLS before ending with Mark’s troubles getting a Galaxy credential.โดย Top of the Table