Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. He tries to explain it to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, but they just don't believe him!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting British pen wizard, S Rob. En garde, Pope!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby invites the sensual Brockway and the golden man, Dan McQuade, to his special samurai birthday party where they discuss Mouth of the Snake, a bizarre backdoor pilot episode of Knight Rider. And the novelization! Of the episode of Knight Rider!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway betrays Chairman Hot Dog and takes over Podcast Stadium, forcing Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to watch the episode of Iron Chef where one of the commentators betrays the show to usurp a chef!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.…

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to discuss Ghosts Can't Do it, John Derek's 1989 supernatural cuckold fetish documentary starring his wife, Bo Derek!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them that episode of Golden Girls where the ladies fight Mario Lopez. And win!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to talk about The Chimp Channel, a 1999 sitcom starring horny, unlikable chimpanzees.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis!…

Brockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and watching the finale of Space Cadets, the British reality TV prank show about convincing innocent dopes they went to space.…

Brockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2005 British reality prank show Space Cadets! But don't worry, if they survive, they get to do it all again but as a prize this time!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read the Tulpa Creation Guide with him for a podcast, but they have autonomy! Cursed autonomy!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby builds the ultimate killing robots, Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall, then programs them to discuss the 1994 action movie T Force. It seems like a waste of killer robots, Seanbaby!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway answer reader mail! Mail! From! Readers! GET HYPE FOR INSIDE HOT DOG TALK.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.โดย The Dogg Zzone

To inherit Seanbaby's fortune, Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, must spend one entire podcast talking about a haunted Netflix show... and SURVIVE. It's 28 Days Haunted, the ghost hunting reality show where someone fistfights a ghost! Multiple times!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. Specifically the episode where a geriatric lone ranger terrorizes a 1980s Canadian Whole Foods. Special guest stars: The Fat Boys. That's real. That's all real.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving Escape From Death Block 13 - the prison break movie starring Robert Bronzi, who almost has Charles Bronson's face and will not give it back.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway grants magnificent power to Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann: The power to discuss Rollercoasters, a 1987 rollerdancing superhero comic from wonderful maniacs, Blue Comet Press. To the public, this podcast will be known as The Dogg Zzone, but in secret it shall be Roller Doggs!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby wanted to do an entire episode about that time Harry Dean Stanton and The Replacements got pants-off drunk and fucked up Saturday Night Live. Brockway and David Bell thought that was a great idea, but they were also pants-off drunk.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby's ceremonial comedy tomb is being prepared for the day he is cancelled, and he requests to be buried with Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin. They are discussing the darkest moments in serious movies... that they thought were unbelievably funny. They are monsters.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has found the worst puppeteer in history, and he's going to use all of Seanbaby's patience, all of Lydia Bugg's goodness, and all of Dennard Dayle's faith in mankind to prove it! Happy Puppet Week!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway slips into a coma so it's up to Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, to forcibly convert him to Islam in the hopes of cracking his passcode that unlocks 10% of the world's money. They're watching 2011's The President Goes to Heaven - a movie about all those things! Probably!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway bakes an erotic podcast cake to lure out Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee! Now they must discuss the episode of Cake Boss where they bake a life-size fuckable crytpid cake for the Jersey Devil!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby teams up with disco superstars Brockway and Dan McQuade to talk about Pink Lady, the 1980 Jeff Altman musical variety show that killed off an entire genre. Dance us out, we don't have a punchline!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby assembles "The Squad," an elite podcasting unit consisting of Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. They are immediately slaughtered while reading Hardcase, Malibu Comics' most privileged coward superhero written by a dead Libertarian idiot.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guest, horror author Merritt K, to podcast in Doom City! It's the conclusion of the WMAC Masters Saga, with Season 2, Episode 3: Ladies' Night. The one where you learn that new panties don't make you better at karate!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby has a game for Brockway and guest, Rodney Anonymous of The Dead Milkmen: Can you outgrift the dumbest heavy metal grifter of all time? The winner gets to be sad!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Merritt K return to the dome with WMAC Masters: The Joke's On You. In this episode of a high stakes mystical martial arts show full of cyborg magic, we learn the importance of properly timed pranks! AND NINJA JUSTICE.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby charges out of the bushes at Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to remind them of the importance of daily toothbrushing, and other valuable lessons! This episode is about 1980s cartoon PSAs, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle! Lasers are the other half!โดย The Dogg Zzone

PODCASTERS PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Brockway is the cruel karate overlord who demands Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, get into the dome to fight an episode of WMAC Masters, the 1995 live-action choreographed karate show. Don't worry! Their clothes are dome-proof! We thought of that!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway abducts Seanbaby and guest, Napoleon Blownapart, and will not release them until they discuss Troom Troom Self Defense, a bizarre and dangerous YouTube show teaching children how to be murdered in memorable ways.โดย The Dogg Zzone

This is exactly like last week's podcast about Baywatch, except the roles of Seanbaby and Brockway have been replaced by lesser known actors, guest Mark Mahoney is a ghost, they all fight monsters now, and we've added the word NIGHTS to it.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway drown in the chaos that guest, Dan McQuade, has brought in the form of Batwatch's "Scorcher." A single forty minute episode of television with 814 plots, all screaming, all at war with one another, none resolved.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby suddenly remembers Theodore Rex exists, and he takes it out on Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. The only 1990s dinosaur buddy cop movie where they had to sue the star to be in it!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway reads from the Book of the Demon Star and sacrifices Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to the devil! No, that's it. That's the podcast!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Did you love American Gladiators? You're going to tolerate Rollergames! Seanbaby dares Brockway and guest, Fryda Wolff, to survive 1989's horniest roller derby wrestling race, but what's this? We're just getting word there's an alligator pit! This could be DEVASTATING.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway has sealed the lab, trapping Seanbaby and guest, author and Hot Dog Dennard Dayle, within. Containment must not be breached. By the end of this podcast, they must have understood one Compu-Toon comic strip, or they will have died for nothing.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Professional wrestling, ultimate fighting, ancient kung fu masters, educational ninjas, white saviors, goofy jeeps, ethnically diverse gangs, Vince McMahon, feral manbeasts tamed by amulets, huge women and the tiny men they love, expositional theme songs, and a secondary Van Dam. Superfights has it all. Come learn about the best '90s movie nobody h…

This is a podcast about the time Hulk Hogan allied himself with the Confederate army to pull off a time traveling dragshow speedboat grift. The podcast features Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade. Every one of these statements is factually accurate.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby throws open the doors of his sexual dojo to admit all challengers! Brockway and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, accept this foolish offer. We're talking about Zenno Jojido, the sexual martial art of dick manipulation. Of course, you assumed that!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Brockway cordially requests the presence of Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, to discuss It's a Royal Knockout! The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Lo…

Brockway recruits psychic ape master Seanbaby, and special guest psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to battle CIA propaganda and find out the truth about Bigfoot, who lives beneath the Earth in psychic torpor and will definitely leave your mind-texts on read.โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Napoleon Blownapart, to talk Monster Wars, the 1993 TV show about monster truck racing where all the monster trucks became wrestlers and made pun based wishes to destroy each other's private truck dimensions. That's real, it's a real thing. It's Monster Wars Week!…

Brockway invites Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, to the Sex Olympics. Sorry, BRAD STALLION'S Sex Olympics. It's a careful, erotic game of never quite fucking, snakeplay, and battery acquisition. This one's steamy, bring your wrinkled panties!โดย The Dogg Zzone

Seanbaby emits a series of gibbers and punch sound effects followed by a noise like the boogeyman trying to scare a horse. That's how you ask Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, if they want to watch Shaolin Dolemite in native Dolemitese. They reply "Motherfucker!" which is Dolemitese for "yes."โดย The Dogg Zzone