Giddy up, you horny little rats! Its cowboy romance time! When record breaking barrel racer, Emmy Rider comes back to her hometown after an accident she's starting to notice her brother's best friend, Luke Brooks in a way she never has. He is hot, hot, HOT. And the feeling is mutual! Will they be able to navigate their new relationship without her …

ITS HOCKEY ROMANCE TIME! FMC Anastasia is a Type A figure skater with the ultimate goal of competing in the Olympics with her bitchy ass skating partner, Aaron. When disaster strikes one of the skating rinks at Maple Hills College she's forced to share her practice with the hockey team. She winds up meeting hot hunky golden retriever hockey captain…

Broody morally grey MMC or teenage rapist?! This is the debate between Jena and Charlotte this week. Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear all about this dark contemporary romance where FMC, Glyndon has a not so meet cute with an actual psychopath who somehow charms her? But when she starts to dig deeper into the death of her …

Did you like The Bee Movie? Has G.M. Fairy gaslit you into thinking you find Barry B. Benson is sexy? If you answered yes to either of these questions, this is the episode for you! Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Jena tell Riley all about what happens to struggling florist, Jenessa when she rescues an alien…

A contemporary Peter Pan retelling?! Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Jena tell Riley all about this dark romance! Innocent Wendy is seduced by drug lord, James/Hook. Little does she know, her father is James' arch nemesis and he has plans to use her for his revenge! Available everywhere you get your podcast…

This month we made Riley read Pounded By Pluto by Leonard Delaney. Tune into Smut Up and Listen to hear all about Tyson who HATES Pluto with such a passion that he decides to travel across the solar system just to visit it. But he gets more than he bargained for when Pluto shows him much more than he’s bargained for. Available everywhere you get yo…

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! And what better way to start out our 2nd season than covering a book written by the queen of monster smut, Opal Reyne! Tune into this week's episode to hear Charlotte and Jena tell Riley all about our hunky, loveable Duskwalker, Orpheus and what he can do with his tentacles! Available everywhere you get your podcasts! Trigger War…

On our very first episode of A Podcast Of Unfortunate Events, Charlotte and Riley discuss their relationship with the series and dive right into chapters 1 & 2 of The Bad Beginning! We meet Violet, Klaus, Sunny, numerous useless adullts and unfortunately...Count Olaf. This episode will be available everywhere you get your podcasts! *for all future …

We're a week out from season 2 and we missed you guys so much! Our sweet baby angel, Shelby is out on maternity leave and in her absence we brought on the wonderful Jena Hart! Tune into this episode to hear all about our new smut aficionado! She tells us all about her favorite tropes, books and icks (or lack thereof). ALSO! Our Patreon is LIVE! Che…

On today's episode we are joined by Krystle Hope from the Must Love Books Podcast! We talk bookish things, do some bookish "would you rather"? and play a few silly rounds of smutty mad libs! Come hang with us!

It’s our last episode of our first season 😭 What happens when the new witch in town pisses off 2 sentient motorcycles? And do they have arms!? This week Charlotte, Shelby and Riley tell Andrew all about Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus. Available everywhere you get your podcasts. Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual ContentBoo…

If this book is on your TBR, bump it up to the top of the list immediately! This was our favorite book of the month. In this surprisingly funny and sweet high fantasy, FMC Cinnamon accidentally crosses paths with a demon named Fallon and is forced to set off on an unwanted adventure to destroy a false goddess. Things get spicy as they get to know e…

What's your ideal human to wolf ratio? Because this MMC is like 90% wolf. Tegan is just a cute human baker who has a meet-cute with a Wolven gym rat named Atlas. He's an absolute gentleman and they're smitten immediately! This surprisingly cute monster romance gets spicy when these two begin to fall for each other! Tune into this week's episode of …

This episode is minimum plot, maximum smut! Lily is looking for revenge on her cheating ex fiance and decided to bang his dad to teach him a lesson! Tune into this week’s episode to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about this taboo tale! Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual ContentCheatingBook Credit: Your Dad Will Do by Katee Robert…

You’ll never look at produce the same again after listen to this episode. This month we made Riley read Bagged By The Groceries! Available everywhere you get your podcasts!Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual ContentBook Credit: Bagged By The Groceries! by Fannie Tucker

Who’s ready for a little light cannibalism?! Sloane is in a bit of a sticky situation when she meets Rowan, who happens to have the same unique hobby that she does. When they turn it into a competition can they keep things platonic?! You already know what kind of podcast this is, so tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear all ab…

Kyrie is a successful wildlife biologist, but she has a deep dark secret. Her coworker, Jack also happens to have the same exact one. Can 2 serial killers work at the same university without getting caught? And can they work out their rivalry without murdering eachother? Things get hot, heavy and bloody in this week’s episode! Tune into Smut Up and…

In this episode Kate and Mikayla gives their 2023 reads awards like: best covers, best fight/grovel, most awww, and most sxx scenes.

Father Tyler Bell is devoted solely to his Parish when hot hot hottie, Poppy walk in and sends his life completely off the rails! Will he be able to keep his holy junk in his pants or will Poppy make a sinner of him?! Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about this taboo contemporary romanc…

How far would you go to win a game of beer pong? This week’s FMC will do whatever it takes! Including becoming a submissive slave to her old high school nemesis/former weird kid who wants revenge. Tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up & Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about this taboo romance! Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual C…

In this episode Kate and Mikayla discuss their favorite reads of the 2023 bookish year.

This month we made Riley read Unhinged! This one is a sentient door romance with a surprising Greek mythology twist that nobody saw coming! Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual ContentMurder/ViolenceBook Credit: Unhinged by Vera Valentine

Tinkerbell is back in Neverland! How will the gang deal with having their arch nemesis resurrected and causing chaos? Will there be enough time for gangbangs?! Tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about the last book in the Vicious Lost Boys series!Trigger Warnings:Graphic Sexual ContentBDS…

How close are you to your family? Probably not as close as our FMC, Tiernan. When her parents die unexpectedly, she’s sent to go live with her mysterious step uncle and his 2 sons but it’s not long before they’re all reeeeeal close. Will she be able to make it through the winter on the snowy mountain with them? And what the heck is up with her weir…

In this episode Kate and Mikayla discuss holiday novellas (both the cute and the wtf) and debate whether the term krampussy should be in our lexicon.

Samantha is designing a holiday party for her hot billionaire boss when she finds herself snowed in with him and his three equally smokin’ hot friends. The roads are closed, but doesn’t seem like they’re particular interested in plowing anything but her! Tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all…

In which Kate and Mikayla discuss the book Unhinged by Vera Valentine where the heroine has intimate relations with her front door. Please note this episode was recorded in September before Kate's new baby arrived so some topics of conversation may be out of date.

Anne is just your run of the mill hypochondriac who hates people and loves anime when one day she finds her favorite pillow has turned into a living fabric man who only lives to please her. How will she react to this shocking situation? Tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte tell Shelby and Riley all about this absolu…

In which Kate and Mikayla catch up after their two month break, go off on a bunch of wild tangents, and drop their favorite reads from their time apart.

Kate is a newly single mother alone for the first time on Christmas Eve when she wakes up to Santa Clause sliding down her chimney. But that won't be the only thing he's sliding into tonight. Tune into this month's episode of Riley Reads to Riley tell Charlotte and Shelby all about this smutty holiday romance! Content Warnings: Explicit Sexual Cont…

Taylor is just trying to enjoy her Cape Cod getaway when she discovers a dead body in her rental house!! Can she help her new bounty hunter buddy solve the case or will their palpable sexual tension get in the way? This girl is down bad. She won’t even let a head injury get in the way of her desires. Tune into this week’s episode of Smut Up and Lis…

WINNIE DARLING IS BACK! Pan and the gang are reeling from the battle with the Fae queen, Tilly when Vane's long lost brother, The Crocodile decides to show up on Neverland with unclear motives. Pan finally has his shadow back and Winnie is figuring out how to deal with acquiring a shadow of her own. Captain Hook and Smee are cooking up some shenani…

Gabby is just a regular girl who was reading smut out in the woods one brisk fall day when all of a sudden 3 huge turkeys surrounded her. A thanksgiving miracle! But these weren't just any turkeys. They were turkey SHIFTERS who happened to turn into 3 identical hunky men who are convinced she's their mate. Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up a…

What's the best revenge to get on a cheating ex? If your answer is, fucking his hot ass dad then this is the story for you! Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about this paranormal romance! Trigger Warnings: Explicit sexual content Violence/Murder Somnophilia Book Credit: Charming Your Da…

Kayla is reeling from the recent death of her late husband when she starts having paranormal experiences in her house. It seems that her hot new contractor is the only thing she's got going for her, but things aren't as they seem. Will she be able to unpack her trauma? Or will she be forced to live in the home that haunts her forever? Tune into thi…

What happens when a sex starved vegan rescues a horny turkey from the farm?! Riley’s gonna tell us all on this month’s episode of Riley Reads on the Smut Up and Listen!! 🦃 Content warnings:Graphic sexual content Book credit:Stuffed By The Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk

HELP ME STEP BRO, I'M STUCK! Mia and Garrett have been step-siblings for the last 15 years and he thinks she's just a spoiled little brat. But one night when he's drunk and horny, he stumbles across her on a camgirl site and starts to look at her a little differently. When Garrett decides to join the fam on a little getaway, she's pleasantly surpri…

Blythe Pearl is on the run from her relentless stepfather when she finds herself in the strange town of Ash Grove. Its not long until she meets handsome therapist, Dr. Cove and she quickly finds herself smitten. But he's definitely hiding something. She decides to stick around to attend the month long Halloween party the town throws, but there's de…

WHO'S READY FOR MORE SIBBY?! Tune into Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley and our special guest, Andrew from the Babbling On Podcast all about Sibby's trauma and twisted sexual desires. We get a new point of view from that iconic night at Satan's Affair where Sibby meets our favorite morally gray stalker, ZADE MEADOWS. You d…

Have you ever looked at a spider and been like "Damn, that guy's hot"? We haven't, but our FMC, Ivy sure has. Tune into this week's episode to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about this alien romance. MMC, Ketahn is minding his own business in the Tangle one day when he happens upon a strange creature sleeping in a cocoon. After stealing h…

Could you fall in love with an alien who bought you at an auction? In this month's installment of the Riley Reads Bonus segment, we asked Riley to read Craving the Alien Vampire and she tells us all about Maya and her intergalactic adventures after being kidnapped by alien slug-men to be sold for profit. But when she's bought by a hot alien vampire…

Can you think of a better job for a hot nympho than an escort at an exclusive monster brothel? Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about the horniest rat we've ever met, Esther. When she's laid off from her housekeeping job, she gets a job offer she can't refuse. But soon after starting, t…

Would you milk a Minotaur for full benefits (INCLUDING dental and vision)?! Check out this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about FMC, Violet, and her entry into the workforce as a milking technician. Will she be able to keep it professional or will she fall for one of these grade-A pieces of bull mea…

Falling for your brother's best friend is totally forbidden, right? Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about Ava Chen, her traumatic past and her secret desire for long time family friend, Alex Volkov. He's a total dick, but he's just as hot as he is rude. Who cares if he's a little bit e…

How much can you truly trust authority? Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about FMC, Briony, as her entire world is shifted on its axis when she learns that everyone in her church wants her dead. On top of all that, a strange man has stalked his way into her life and is determined to mak…

How far would you go to piss off a sadistic tyrant? What if that tyrant was Zeus himself? Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about FMC Persephone as she throws herself right into the underworld to let the Dark God himself, Hades, tarnish her perfect reputation in his elite sex dungeon. Wi…

What do you get when you cross a hawk, a brain and a human ass? Don't worry, Riley will tell you. This month, we made Riley read Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt and she's going to tell us ALL about the whirlwind romance between Kirk and his own living ass, Portork. This episode is short, but most definitely sweet. Trigger Warnings: Explicit Sexu…

Do you think you could fall for your mob boss kidnapper? Tune into this week's episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about FMC, Morgana as she's sold into marriage and dropped right into the middle of a Russian mafia family. Will her new husband, Vlad be able to win her over, or will she leave him as soon as her …

How many boyfriends is too many boyfriends? This week Charlotte and Shelby tell Riley all about disgraced art teacher, Daisy and her Swiss vacation that suddenly goes awry during a snow storm when she’s forced to seek refuge with not one, but THREE, hunky men. Tune in to this week’s episode of Smut Up and Listen to hear all about this spicy contemp…

In this episode, Kate and Mikayla discuss the existence of aliens, give some great alien recommendations, and talk about how Mikayla accidentally read an alien novella with zero sex and ruined her day. List of titles and authors discussed available on IG @upthesmutpod