Psychic waves stressing out my colonists, what is this, Twitter? This was recorded on Old Computer so there are some slight audio hiccups because I forgot my front USB ports suuuuuck. Last time my mastering did a lot of heavy lifting on that front so hopefully it'll get mostly squashed again.

Short little end of act Rimworld intermission wherein I gamble. There's some mic clipping in this one, sorry, Microsoft do be fricking with my microphone settings for unknown reasons. Although kinda glad it happened on a 20 minute eppy and not a 3 and a half hour long Rimworld session. Check out me and Chris streaming All of the Resident Evils ever…

It's the bug's world now, we're just living in it.โดย Skeleton House

The challenges are piling up, but we shall all overcome. Ok, maybe not 'all.'

We've evolved from natural life hating our guts to mechanical life hating our guts.

It's time to hurry up and wait.

There's gotta be some sorta pheromone in the air that makes these animals so aggressive. Either that or they just hate my colonists, which, y'know, fair.

I just gotta keep these fools alive until we can make components, then we'll be unstoppable.

I'm not gonna lie to your face and say we haven't had any setbacks recently, but I am gonna lie to your face and say it's all smooth sailing from here on out baby.

We get some new animals! And a few other things of minor consequence happen.

This is a potent strain man, it'll knock you right out.โดย Skeleton House

The Revenant (2015)

The game may seem complicated, but it's not open-heart surgery. Except, uhh, when it is.โดย Skeleton House

I gotta keep an eye on this dang dog man. Also I just realized my mastering software has been outputting at 112kbps for a bit instead of the intended 192kbps, so if you are a weirdo like me and were like 'hmmm sometimes sounds a bit crunchy,' it should be much better now.

Just me, my 3 buddies, the guy we took from a crashed spacecraft and threw into prison, and the 4000 man-eating bugs that live next door.โดย Skeleton House

We just need this one last thing to get done and the colony will be running smoothly, just this one last thing...

It has been too long since I have murdered my friends due to negligence. Youtube videos will be over at https://www.youtube.com/@skeletonhousepodcast

Usually I add a little juice to episode titles but this game name is already perfect.

I just want it on record that I am pro the French.

What will you do? What will you do?

What's that thing Gandalf said when he was late? 'I meant to be late so I'm not actually late you short little freak,' something like that. The Game of the Year special in which we answer the burning question, Are you feelin' lucky punk?

How well does a spot the difference game work when you the listener can not use your eyeballs? You'll just have to let me handle it. In other words, I'm sorry.โดย Skeleton House

TigerDirect.com sponsor when? Or Hooters. Actually, yeah. Hooters.โดย Skeleton House

This game is like 60% waiting for a trigger to activate so you can walk through a door while someone yells at you to walk through said door.โดย Skeleton House

The original title of this episode was YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 12: Don't Teargas My Baby because I am a silly guy.

You sunk my Soviet apartment block.

We jump into the spiders' nest, give some folks the jab, and continue the search for Hainab. Wait, hold on, one of those wasn't us.

The game is called Unsorted Horror but the title kinda makes it look like it's called Then Unsorted Horror, while lure is stylistically lowercase. Title case is screwing me here.

If you send me a game I am legally obligated to play it. Good luck doing worse than this.

Thank you to my Secret Santa who may or may not be secret, but is definitely Santa.โดย Skeleton House

You've heard of getting lost in the woods and getting lost in an old mining, uhh, establishment. But how about getting lost on a farm?

A classic in the 'walk around the woods and get your neck snapped' genre.

It is impossible to know whether or not I mixed up port and starboard literally every single time I said either of them. Impossible to know.โดย Skeleton House

Exactly what it says on the tin.โดย Skeleton House

Music performed by Daniel Varsano and Philippe Entremont, otherwise known as the fellas what came up first when I youtube searched 'gymnopodie [sic]'

This episode voted 'Most Likely to Get Pulled From Spotify for Playing a Bunch of Popular Music' so enjoy it while it's hot.โดย Skeleton House

I could one-on-one a fish guy IRL no problem. Scaly lil freak.โดย Skeleton House

Happy Halloween you Halloweenies! Thumbnail art once again by Deej, and this one is my favourite. Pure art.โดย Skeleton House

I am the greatest detective of all time. Sure, the case was already solved like 30 years ago butโดย Skeleton House

I think something like this is honestly my dream job. Well, minus the, uhh. Y'know. ty Deej 4 thumbnail artโดย Skeleton House

I bet I could beat a lie detector. I have nothing to base this on, but I bet I could do it.โดย Skeleton House

Science! Once again thumbnail art by Deej.

What the heck is up gamers, figured I'd do a lil short series while The Elongated Main Series Hiatus of 2023 was still afoot.โดย Skeleton House

We're playing Stories Untold this year because it cool. Shoutout to my buddy Tree for showing me the very good edit break sounds I used which were fire bars from Dracula Flow 3 by PLUMMCORP RECORDS. Also I commissioned the art this year from my buddy Deej of Happy Created Inc. Love that lad. A new thumbnail every episode!…

Video games are too hard. Check out Pete playing the NES Uninvited over here.โดย Skeleton House

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Don't tell me what to do, especially if you're British.โดย Skeleton House

Unlimited breadsticks.โดย Skeleton House

Lusting over moms! Send a pic of your mom to the Mom Council at skeletonhousepodcast@gmail.com. Also taking the bus! Send a picture of your local public transit to skeletonhousepodcast@gmail.com. A pic of your mom riding the bus? You know where to send it by now boss.

Made you look.