We're wrapping up out Valentine's Day/Romance mini-series by trying to play cupid with estranged childhood sweethearts. Not for the sake of love, but for the sake of free food. Tim, Karreem and Lola join to panel to deliberate, and shop for track suits.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week we continue out Valentine's Day Romance mini-series by falling in love with our phones. Well, the voice in our phones specifically. That makes it less weird. Tiff and Tim tackle Spike Jonze's exploration of technology, relationships, and high-waisted pants.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

We kick off our Valentine's Romance mini-series by going back in time to stop Terra from preventing Barack and Michelle from getting together and ruining the timeline. Also, Tim does his Barack impression the entire episode.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Karreem and Chris join the panel to have a thoughtful in depth conversation on the benefits & dangers of artificial intelligence, humanity, philosophy, and stripper names.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

As if running a country isn't hard enough, Tim & Ren join the cabinet meetings to help come up with a plan of action and evacuation strategy as a giant monster destroys Tokyo. After all, only one thing will be able to save us from Godzilla; bureaucracy.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

On this week's episode the phones and internet stop working and Karreem won't let us back in the house. Instead he peeps through the blinds like we can't see him. It's not even his house.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Kicking off the new year with Zack Snyder kicking off his new Sci-Fi space opera saga. After you listen to this, stay tuned for the Snyder cut of the episode; it'll be even longer, and with even more slow motion.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Special episode! A chunk of the secret brown kids share their favorite movies of 2023 and some hopefully kind words as we take one final look back at our inaugural year. Featuring: Lola, Terra, Karreem, Jamel, Tim, & Cherry.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Wrapping up our 2023 Christmas watch with a bow, we journey back to 1940 to hang out with the Parkers in this classic Christmas slice-of-life about how incredibly stupid, and hilarious, children (and their parents) can be.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Slipping in a bonus episode into our Christmas Watch as a little gift. This time we follow Santa around as he hilariously racks up a kill count in the name of spreading love and joy to all the nice children.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Continuing the Holiday watch, we travel across the pond to visit our eccentric British-Caribbean family for love, laughs, and D R A M A. Terra, Lola, Karreem, and Tim learn the proper way to make a goat curry on this week's episode.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

As we kick off our holiday season with Tim and Kendall and try to do the impossible; find a Turbo Man doll on Christmas Eve when all the stores are sold out and Sinbad has the same mission, but he's even more desperate that we are.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Tim & Karreem join the panel and journeyed back to the early 1900s to put a finger on why exactly this film is a certified classic despite the heavy subject matter. They also picked a fight with the thicc girl in the club and started a lemonade stand.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Karreem and Jamel prove their worth as friends as they tag along to help commit several felonies in the name of Independence and Sisterhood as we go through another sleeper hit of the year.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Ren, Karreem, & Cherry join the panel to journey back to Paris in the late 1700's to help a Black kid spread hate and discontent among the French high society folk.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week we pretend to be cold, calculated, hyper focused, complete & utterly infallible globe trotting assassins that under absolutely no circumstances will ever miss the shot. Or go on wild tangents on podcasts. Never.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week we're running through the 6 with our woes as we follow some loser around fighting for love. Tim and Cherry join the panel as we go through everyone's* favorite sleeper hit of 2010.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This can't be the family Dom Toretto was talking about. Closing out our Halloween Watch for the year with the movie Karreem and I are most afraid of. And for some reason, we re-watched it late at night by ourselves just to record this podcast angry and disturbed for the sake of authenticity.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

As the Halloween Watch continues Tim and Ren join the panel to go Gothic Horror as we travel to Transylvania, and then another trip to London, and then another trip back to Transylvania, and back to London, and then back to Transylvania again to try and figure out if it's easier to just be single.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

On part 2 of our blind watch double feature Tim & Chris continue their meet cute over a bottle of wine as they bond over their love for jazz documentaries and tall kinky women.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Horror movie season continues; this week with part 1 of a blind watch double feature where Tim & Chris join to put their feet on the air and their heads on the ground to see if there's anything in it. There's a weird killer on the loose but this mystery was more concerning.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Tim & Ren join the panel to help combat loneliness and an alien invasion. Or as the Uncle my family doesn't talk about used to call it; Friday.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

In the conclusion of our SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series Tim & Jamel join the firm as we visit the trading room floor to ask the real questions; are any of you good people, and how much of the 100 million dollar budget was spent on real cocaine?โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

In part 2 of our SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series we figure what better way to find out who your real friends are than by hunting down an escaped patient at a mental institution for the criminally insane in the middle of a hurricane on a remote island off the Boston coast. Tim, Ren, & Karreem join the search efforts in their finest US Marshall outfi…

On our first SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series Tim & Cherry join the panel to glide on over to the biopic part of tinseltown to answer a burning question; what goes harder: flush rivets, or the Trans-Atlantic accent?โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week we get unbearably nerdy as we run a D&D campaign to assess the [better] Dungeons & Dragons movie. Tim, Ren, Karreem, & Chris join the party with their cloaks, staves, and spell books and roll for initiative to tackle the overweight dragon that is getting through an episode in less than 2 hours. They rolled a "nat 1" and failed.…

Closing out the Denzel mini-series with one of his iconic Denzel Thrillers™ as we head down to Mexico City to report on the carnage that bodyguard Denzel is leaving in his wake. Apparently anyone that was involved, anyone who profited from it, and anyone that opened their eyes at Denzel is now deceased, so Tim & Cherry have no idea who the hell to …

On part 2 of our Denzel mini-series we head to the 80's on a Caribbean island to see who has the best accent, and capoeira fighting skills between Denzel and Robert Townsend. Tim and Ren join the panel to try and wrap their minds around this odd movie, and yet a certified classic of the West Indies.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

On the first part of our Denzel Washington mini-series we journey back to the 1950's to watch Denzel flex his raw acting power and be an *ABSOLUTE MENACE* to his family. Respectfully. Tim & Ren join the panel as we Take the Crookeds With The Straights™ in this adaptation (also directed by Washington) of the iconic August Wilson stage play.…

This week Tim, Ren, & Karreem team up to do a balancing act on the panel, and much like Jackie Chan & John Cena getting together; literally nothing could go wrong. Just kidding. Let's tackle the CGI set design and geopolitics of a movie that may or may not have been filmed 5 years ago and finally found its way out of limbo; Hidden Strike.…

This week Tim & Ren join the panel as we journey 65 million years into the past to judge Adam Driver's dad jokes as he tries to protect us from, *checks notes*,... literally everything. But especially these diesel dinosaurs that don't skip leg day.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week Tim and Ren join the panel as we run with the bulls, get drunk off milk at high altitudes, bench press without a spotter, awaken sleeping giants, and experience existential dread as we deal with our mortalities. But all for a noble and just cause; critiquing the third installment of the Puss in Boots series.…

There's some high level government conspiracy afoot this week, and we're about to figure this out. Cherry and Jamel join the panel to go down the elevator to hopefully figure out what's strange in the neighborhood in Netflix's new Sci-Fi/Blaxploitation throwback comedy.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

This week we're slashing through half of feudal Japan because a witch with too much drip magically appeared and sold us some sketchy gummy worms and now we're charging full speed through the forest fighting everybody. Tim & Ren join the panel to discuss Takashi Miike's 100th film (allegedly).โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

To help close out our Christopher Nolan Mini-Series; Tim and new fighter Jamel join the panel as we try to save as many pale white boys as possible from the Jerries via 3 overlapping timelines.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tim and Ren join Tiff to literally forget what this episode was about. Where was I? Tim and Ren join Tiff to literally forget what this episode was about. Where was I? Part 2 of our Nolan mini-series, we tackle the non-linear neo-noir; Memento.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tim & Karreem join Tiff as they stalk unsuspecting blokes around the streets of London because of their poor taste in music and fashion as we kick off our Christopher Nolan mini-series with his debut feature.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Special Father's Day episode! Tim and Ren join the panel to deliver the kidnapped children from evil and 5011 1-liners as we go through the iconic action flick, and dad film; Commando! *angry Arnold noises*โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

We finish off our Wes Anderson mini-series with Tim and Ren on the panel as we run away from home, set up camp, and share stories of foolish teenage love, and resist the urge not to laugh about each others' depressions.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Ren joins Tiff for the second part of the Wes Anderson mini-series. Together they break out of prison and liberally apply cologne while on he run.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tim & Ren join Tiff on a late night triple-header raid of a squab farm, a chicken farm because wings are too damn expensive, and an apple cider farm to be pompous about it, all for the first part of the podcast's first mini-series; Wes Anderson movies!โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

The panel is 5 deep with Tim, Karreem, Denzel, and Mauricio as they see if Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's feature about the origin of the most iconic sneaker in the community lives up to the hype. The sneaker community that is, not the film community. Not really sure what kicks are poppin' in the film festival streets.…

We go down to Colombia and find 2 more Secret Brown kids, Lola & Denzel, on this special Mother's Day episode. We get to the bottom of why we're Abuela's least favorite grandchildren, and who keeps eating our leftovers.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Terra, Tim, & Tiff go back in time to witness the unreal power of Whitney Houston's voice and to beat up Hanson in a hotel lobby. On this week's episode we tackle the latest Whitney Houston biopic.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Karreem & Tim put on their space suits to join Tiff in the fight to save the world from a great calamity. Roland Emmerich's latest disaster movie. Eventually.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Karreem & Tim join the panel to hunt for Unidentified Flying Objects, and Tiff has to remind them that it's now called Unidentified Aerial Phenomenons. Join us as we fly through Jordan Peele's 3rd original horror feature... for science.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tim, & Terra join the panel to talk about the new Rom-Com all the mansdem gaffing about; Rye Lane. Sleeper hit of the year, innit?โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tim, Karreem, and Cherry join the panel to talk about one of Tiff's favorite horror films, It Follows. Together they try to decide the best ways of avoiding invisible demons, the friend zone, and rotten tomatoes in this horrifically long episode.โดย Secret Group of Brown Kids

Tiff, Tim & Tera take on the 2022 comedy (horror?) Emergency. The panel tackles college shenanigans, how to avoid getting *shot and arrested*, and somehow calling folks everything but their name the entire episode. ---------------------------------------- Directed by: - Carey Williams Written by: - K.D. Dávila Cinematography: - Michael Dallatorre S…

Tiff, Karreem, & Tim watch the 2008 live action adaptation of the 60's anime Speed Racer. Together they try to figure out why folks hated this at release, and what Snake Oiler keeps in the lining. ---------------------------------------- Directed by: - Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski Written by: - Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Tatsuo Yoshida Cin…