Well, I guess we’ve fallen on hard times at the Messed Up at Midnight HQ. The boys are being forced to watch softcore B Movies now. One download = One Prayer.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Grab your bedazzled leotard and barbiturates because today it’s hail to the king baby! The boys are engrossing themselves into the retirement home from hell that is plagued by ghosts, pharaohs, and senility.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well get out your good pants and be prepared to slightly chuckle at this (romp?) movie. Today the boys take a look at a movie that got swept under the rug for reasons we’re about to find out why.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh boy get your patriot gear out because it’s time to get some freedom in your lives! Today the boys delve into the weird world of 80s American ninjas.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Yup you read that right, they made an unironic horror movie about rabbits. That’s it. I’ve got nothing else to say.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Crack open your beers and break out your Ronald Reagan posters because the podcast is taking a trip back to the 80s in the most extravagant way possible.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Ooh it’s getting hot in here! Join the boys as they go through this steamy erotic thriller starring the shriveled prune with the biggest hog in Hollywood and the plastic surgery disaster who shaped the 80s. Boy what a combo!โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Class is in session nerds! Get out your pens and pencils because it’s time to learn the do’s and don’ts of filmmaking. There will be a pop quiz so you better prep.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Join us as we take a look back on season 2 of the podcast and figure out what the hell happened.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh boy everyone I’m so glad we’re all able to gather around and try and relive some of our childhoods in a silly new light! I sure hope that there’s no terrible writing, dick jokes, and Melissa McCarthy!โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Let’s do the goddamn time warp! Join the boys as they unearth the sequel that was ultimately not necessary.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh hell yes we are so back! Join the boys as they ingest an unholy amount of cocaine and roller skate in booty shorts whilst watching the musical classic “Xanadu”.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Gather around everyone as we look at an edgy ripoff of Karate Kid starring none other than mma legend Kimbo Slice!โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Alright everybody throw on your favorite speedo over your tights and let’s get super! Join us as we go over what very well may be the campiest super hero movie we’ve ever seen.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Back in the saddle baby! Join the boys as they make their valiant return to 80s horror with… a shitty picture slasher?โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh boy here we go again delving into the worst of the worst! Join the boys as they brave the childhood movie you have chosen to forget.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Love is in the air! Let’s all take this time to harken back to our high school days. Now let’s all grab a drink and try and forget said high school days.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Back to back foreign films hell yeah! Join the boys as they cry their way through one artsy ass movie made by a criminally underrated director.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Looks like a medical complication can’t slow this guy down! Join the boys as they finally explore a post Bruce Lee Hong Kong and the weird ways people mourned his loss.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Breakout your best Stallone impression and jumpsuit because we’re diving back into the world of 80s Stallone action with a classic. Join the boys as they jump into the wild world of Judge Dredd.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh lawd it’s finally here. The boys are doing their first Adam Sandler movie! Join the boys as they finally dip their toes into the sewage waters of Adam Sandler comedies.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Have you ever thought to yourself “This FIFA corporation sure gets a bad wrap, I wish they had a movie where they looked good”. Well I sure can bet that this movie will disappoint but still check out this episode where we go over some good ol’ fashioned propaganda.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

What the actual fuck is going on with this movie. Join the boys for…something.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Ring in the New Year everyone! What better way to bring in the new year than with crappy murders and cheesy 80s punk rock!โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Merry Christmas to all the hulksters! The boys are bringing it back to the wwe this with none other than your favorite Christian pathological liar! That’s right, join the boys as they dive into the weird world of hulk hogan.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

For our 100th episode the boys are delving back into the world of exploitation horror for this season of Christmas. Join the boys as they watch so many Santas get got.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well here we are again experiencing some Deja vu for sure! Join the boys as they dive once again into the wild world of sharks in cold weather climates.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Looks like the hangover trilogy is coming to an end here at the podcast. And what better way to wrap up than to delve into the horrors of war and what it does to the human psyche? Join the boys as they engage in some grandiosity, metaphors, and war crimes.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

The Messed Up at Midnight podcast wishes you a happy thanksgiving! And we wanted to give thanks the only way we know how, by going over a movie with brutal gore and horror!โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh thank god. I was worried that I was gonna be stuck with nothing but said monologues on the horrors of war. Thank the lord we have Jack Black doing fart jokes.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh thank god we can finally do something that isn’t Barbie or romance related. Join the boys for a palate cleanser that neither one of them expected.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well hey now here’s a pleasant surprise! The boys have put together a bonus episode going over everything they had to say over the past month.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Wooo! Finally! We’re done! Join the boys on the final trek to the finish line as they end their double feature extravaganza with the final installment of the first trilogy Mattel ever made.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

The double feature extravaganza is on its final sprint! Join the boys as they continue their fairy journey.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

What better way to wrap up our double feature extravaganza than to cover the quintessential Barbie trilogy! Join the boys as they get scared, bored, and confused at the first in the fairytopia series.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Barbie Month is finally on the downturn here at the podcast and what better way to start our close than with this “Classic”.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well here we are. The boys are so broken down and worn out that here comes this Barbie that knocks our socks off. Join the boys for a confusingly positive episode.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. THERE'S BARBIES AND IT MOVES VERY FAST JOIN US TO DISCUSS IT OMG I WANT TO STOP IM SO TIRED.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Oh good we’ve reached that point in the month where the episodes are getting more and more mid. Join the boys as they get tropical and agree on how much they dislike Tika the elephant.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

The double feature extravaganza rolls on! This time break out your fairy wings and Che Guevara t shirts because Barbie is getting eco friendly. Join the boys as they cover the Barbie movie with its heart in the right place and nothing else.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

The double feature extravaganza is finally here! Join the boys as they get their Christmas on with the first animated Barbie ever made! God help us.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Ok bear with us here, we are so bedraggled from watching After that we’ve got to change the pace up somehow. So with that, join the boys for their break from romance with The Raid seriesโดย Messed Up at Midnight

Sweet Jesus we’re finally done. Join the boys as they cross the finish line on the final installment of the after series.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

You know what? Who cares anymore! Let’s just argue and commit some felonies! Join the boys as they get extra messy on this installment of the After seriesโดย Messed Up at Midnight

We’re finally at the slump in the watt pad fanfiction where all they have is humping and dialogue. Join the boys as they watch Tessa & Hardin argue and subsequently hump for the millionth time.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well for better or worse the after train doesn’t stop rolling. Join the boys as the go through the 2nd installment of the franchise of Maury moments, sex, and cheesy writing.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Have you ever thought to yourself “I wish I could see what an inherently toxic relationship looks like”. Well you’re in luck! Join the boys as they delve into the wild, toxic world of After.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Another zoomer blast from the past! Today the boys look back on a movie they vaguely remember and subsequently get duped into thinking it’s about something more interesting.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. The boys are back in the saddle reviewing terrible movies from the 80s. Starting with a forgotten turd of a movie that should’ve been left forgotten.โดย Messed Up at Midnight

Well what better way to wrap up the Travoltathon than with an absolutely ridiculous classic? Join the boys as they delve into this classic and it’s co-stars.โดย Messed Up at Midnight