We're giving away $50,000! click this link to enter. https://welcome.universityofmarcheal.com/50kgiveaway/ Jackson tells us about his time with UFC star Dricus Du Plessis. James gets one of us to smear deep heat on our lips during "Bamboozled" We test our knowledge on strange deaths during "Trauma Trivia" And Marty calls up a cinema to let them kno…

In this week’s “Matt’s Dream Diary," Matt takes us through the journey of heading to his work... It gets dark fast. In this week's “The Great Debate,” the boys debate whether transgender men and women should have their own toilet. In this week's “Getting Down With Brown,” we attempt to get Brown to open up about his parents relationship and how tha…

On this weeks podcast we find out Julian might be going to jail. We learn about how Matt’s parents got divorced during “Getting Down With Brown”. We hear one of Bailey’s crazy bender stories during “Ring In With Your Rings” Matt and Michael try beef liver during “Fussy Little Boys” And Marty calls up someone as the Brisbane City Council to shut up …

The boys debate on the topic “Do women belong in the kitchen?" Matt Brown shares some disgusting views. In this week's "Bamboozled", one of the boys has to touch a poisonous cane toad. This week we introduce a new segment, “Getting Down With Brown." In this segment, Marty attempts to be Matt’s therapist to try and resolve Matt’s deep-seated persona…

This week on the podcast we force a fan to break up with his girlfriend. For "Trauma Trivia" Matt tests Marty and Michaels knowledge of dead celebrities. Matt and Michael both try a blood sausage for fussy little boys. And for this weeks prank call Marty asks multiple store owners to take a s**t. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 8:36 Sponsors 8:37 - 16:39 Bong …

This week Michael and Matt have a heated debate about “Should girls have a OnlyFans?” In this week's “S**t Talk,” we get to hear about Matt’s birthday adventures. In this week's “Lying Segment,” we call our editor and get his hopes up, thinking he has the rest of the day off. In this week's “Matt’s Dream Diary,” we get to see into one of Matt’s twi…

Link To Perpetual Wellbeing: https://www.perpetualwellbeing.com.au/ -- On this weeks podcast, Marty goes too far during trauma trivia. We hear about Matt’s experience as a cockroach with a shocking twist during the dream diary segment. We all try boiled octopus for the “Fussy Little Boys” segment We ask a viewer to make there best Time Machine soun…

Arnold Fiene calls a hardware store, claiming he stole a shovel but is not willing to return it. In this week's “Great Debate,” the boys have to debate the topic “should parents physically discipline their kids?”… It goes downhill fast. In this week's “Ringing With Rings,” we get to hear how one of our fans “Private Time” caused them to end up in t…

On this weeks episode Michael loses it at a fans girlfriend during Ring In With Your Rings. We learn about Matts birth during the dream diary segment. The boys attempt to eat oysters for "Fussy Little Boys" And Dakota demands that Brisbane City Council take action towards climate change during the prank call. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 14:37 Sponsors 14:3…

We are scared to release this episode due to Matt Brown's distorted and disgusting views that he highlights in this episode. In this week's “The Great Debate,” the boys have to oppose each other's views on the topic “Are overweight people dumb?" Matt Brown has some disgusting things to say, as usual. On this week's “Lying Segment,” we call Pauli wi…

Michael snaps while playing this weeks new segment "Trauma Trivia". We introduce Matt's dream journal, a new segment where we discover all of Matt's deranged dreams. Matt and Michael attempt to eat blue cheese for another new segment "Fussy Little Boys" And for the prank call, Arnold fine calls a lady who's looking for her lost wheel. --- S**t Talk…

We are back and better than ever! In this week's episode, we discuss our holidays and all the mishaps we experienced. This season, we are introducing a variety of new segments, including "The Great Debate," where Matt and Michael must debate against each other on a topic Marty chooses. This week's topic was a rough one! In this week's prank call, D…

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The live show finale! We have special guest Willem Powerfish on, who manages to gross out the audience. We cure Matt's baldness with the help of the viewers. The black book makes a return. and Matt vs Michael ends with a shocking conclusion. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 7:19 Willem Interview 7:20 - 34:33 Matt's New Chair 34:34 - 38:47 Black Book 38:48 - 46:…

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A fan sent in his toe nails, which Matt Brown decided to feast on. In this week's “Matt vs. Michael” the boys have to go head-to-head to see who knows the most celebrities with the names “Matt” and “Michael”, If Michael wins this week, he wins the special bottle. In this week’s “Prank Call,” Marty poses as Darren, who has filled his car up with pet…

MERCH IS NOW LIVE!: shopthebestclothing.com -- This week on the podcast we have our wives on (Excluding Matt) where they explain what it's like to be married to us. Matt and Michael compete in concrete trivia for Matt vs Michael. Matt goes into extreme detail about his mother during the tinder adventures. And for the prank call, Darren furiously ca…

In this week's "Matt Vs Michael," the boys get blindfolded and battle to see who has the better taste. On this week's "Prank Call," we see the return of Margaret as she struggles to keep her cool trying to book a yoga session. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt has some interesting opening conversations as we follow his journey to find…

We pretend to be realestate agents during the prank call and convince our editor's roommate that they might get evicted. The boys once again attempt movie impressions during Matt vs Michael. We find out Matt has an incredibly rare medical condition in the Tinder adventures. And an artist sends in a picture of our medic for the P.O box. -- Podcast T…

This week, we welcome the Reese Brothers to the podcast to share their travel stories. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the challenge of who is the best hair stylist. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt meets a woman he can finally relate to. In this week's "Prank Call," Ronda makes a long-awaited return when she ca…

We recount one night we can't remember. Michael gives Matt some insane what if scenarios. Matt reveals his strange way of listening to music during the tinder adventures. The boys get creative during this weeks Matt vs Michael. And Margaret makes a return for this weeks prank call. LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-and-m…

In this week's episode, Michael tells us about how he threw a mandarin at a pregnant lady earlier in the day. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt reveals some very exciting relationship news. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys go head-to-head to see if they are capable of solving primary school-level problems. In this week's "P…

We reminisce on our time with Bosley (Marty's Dog) We talk about Michael's crazy bux party. Matt gets gifted 1000 stickers. And Our tickets to the live show are now live! Come and grab them before they run out. LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-an... -- Live Show Tickets 0:00 - 0:54 Remembering Bosley 0:55 - 13:08 Bong B…

In this week's episode, we hire Matt a "love coach" to help guide him through his struggle to find love. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are faced with the task of who can drink the most water the quickest. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures," Matt is finding himself more and more frustrated while trying to find his perfect match.…

In this week's episode, Matt convinces a girl that he has gone to the hospital for mulch poisoning. In this week's "Prank Call," we call a restaurant screaming for help. Their reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs Michael," the boys are tasked with the challenge of making faces. The boys both have to put an emotion on their faces and see w…

We prank a post office by screaming for help while on the phone to them. We announced the date for the podcast live show. Michael cheats during this weeks Matt vs Michael. Matt tell's a story about an embarrassing moment he had with his mum and Matt tries to profit off of one of his matches during the tinder adventures. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 9:56 Pra…

On this weeks episode, we get sent a hot sauce so hot it nearly sends Matt to the hospital. On Matt vs Michael the boys are challenged to see who is better at "show and tell". During Matt's tinder adventures he argues with a new match about how dumb kids are. We try to peer pressure Matt into doing naughty things during the Q&A And for the prank ca…

In this week's podcast, we welcome comedian Sam Tallent and convince him that Matt can't walk. His reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael", the boys are faced with the challenge of who is the better freestyle rapper. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt is very confrontational and forward with his girls, causing them to …

This week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog) We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box. This week’s Matt vs Michael tests the boys debating ability. On Matt’s tinder adventures, a previous match returns with some nasty things to say. We discuss grossing out our partners and sh*t stories. And for…

This week, we welcome Blake Melbourne to the podcast. In this week's "Sh*t Talk," Blake tells us about his upcoming plans with social media and his plans to create a cookbook. In this week's "Stories with Blake", Blake tells us about his bender stories, and we share some of our own with Blake...We have very different bender stories. In this week's …

This week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call. Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys ability at making sounds. And we get something very disgusting in the P.O Box -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 15:23 Sponsors 15:24 - 23:31 Bong Break 23:32 - 23:4…

In this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments. In this week's episode, Matt has injured his knee and may need surgery; he’s currently immobile in a wheelchair. It’s unfortunate but extremely funny. In this week's weekend stories, we get to hear about Matt’s lonely weekend, which he is extremely …

In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account. Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she complains about the neighbours dog to the city council. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys movie knowledge to see who is better at movie character impressions. In this weeks lying segmen…

In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!. This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a …

Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his inte…

We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments. Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challeng…

We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too …

Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding. In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had… In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close …

Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight. Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever. We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear! Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Wi…

Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it. We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t? In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of…

On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got M…

After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance. In this week's "Websit…

James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a…

Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard …

Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown. In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty b…

'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come o…

We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will…

This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekl…

We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as…

We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to comm…