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The Luke and Pete Show

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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 300,0 ...
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Pete tells us about the highlight of his Cornwall holiday - his microwave steaks - but Luke's sure that if he served it to Jeremy Clarkson he'd be a goner! Elsewhere, the lads conclude that farmers don't need to be paid more after Pete tells us how easily one guy – somewhere, one time – scraped together a million pounds to save his kidnapped daught…
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On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete …
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Luke think Pete treats his stomach like an abusive parent after he sees him eating Chinese in the office at 9am. Pete's upset no one likes Bigga Juice at Stak HQ. He also complains about the lack of microwave possibilities in the office which turns the conversation to the Darwin Awards as they contemplate how long it would take to microwave your he…
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Should a professional footballer be allowed to play 5-aside in the name of friendship? Can old musicians actually produce good work or are they just upheld by the reputation of their youth? We're looking at you Mr. 'Gasm... Elsewhere Pete tells us how he was woken up by a rando and Luke rants about the about the consequences of sleeping on a train …
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs. If…
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Luke urges Pete to kill the stowaways he's found in his Japanese car because he's is adamant that they're invasive. This prompts the lads to discuss border control as Lukey relives the moment his football boots where confiscated in New Zealand. Elsewhere, Luke educates us on the Guano Islands, which Donny insists would be better named the Bird Poo …
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The lads can’t stop talking about Bear Grylls! Pete contemplates how long he’d last in the wild, as the lads attempt their best impressions and ask the big question: is Bear just kinky about animals? Elsewhere, Luke rants about the 5STAR channel and asks how Ofcom allows erect penis’ on TV after watching a documentary on the porn industry. Plus, Do…
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On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that? If …
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What makes a good petrol station? Do you swerve the ducks and risk a pile-up, or drive over them instead? And is flashing a fake penis still flashing? Elsewhere, Pete tells us about the time he fractured his skull as a baby and Luke explains why he's offended by McCain's 'Daddy or chips' commercial. Plus, the Luke and Pete Show movie club opens its…
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Donny learns about the fascinating invention of velcro for babies, Luke calls parents that take their kids to Glastonbury performative, and Pete votes for The Wiggles over the Arctic Monkeys. Elsewhere, they weigh in on Taylor Swift's "tepid" songwriting skills ("she's no Smokey Robinson") because Pete can't understand any of it, while Luke reminds…
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On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going …
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Pete insists that Phil Collins and Bob Hoskins are one in the same but Luke's not having any of it. Luke reveals his ultimate goal is to star as Fagin in Oliver on the West End. Elsewhere we talk about a survey that concluded life was better in the 17th century... Plus Luke reviews a new movie and Pete goes to pilot school! Want to get in touch wit…
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This week the lads give a full Coachella review and ultimately conclude that Blur's really not for them. Elsewhere, Luke reminisces on his wild surf-style upbringing fuelled by twisted jeans and Red Or Dead t-shirts and Pete gets a lesson in broadcasting 101. Plus, Donny has the ultimate care update! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello…
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they …
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Would you want to play a plane simulation game in real time and sit in front of a screen for an 8 hour long-haul flight? The lads talk about arcades in Soho, which leads them to the ultimate question - which arcade games are the gayest? Elsewhere, Pete compares Luke to an iceberg and Luke learns his lesson when the wife he has access to doesn’t let…
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Pete’s back from Wrestlemania and brings tales of thermal tights, CVS and fried oysters for breakfast. But Luke asks the most important question of all - did Pete miss him?! Elsewhere, they discuss earthquake advice and the vasectomy saga continues… Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twit…
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On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+4…
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Luke revisits more call centre nostalgia and raves about the magic of Teenage Mutant Turtles. Plus Pete finds out that Lukey’s a big ol’ nerd who’s eagerly been awaiting the final books of the Game of Thrones series for a whopping 13 years! Elsewhere, Luke says Pete should go into stand up comedy and is certain that all he’d need to do to find succ…
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Luke comes in hot with tortoiseshell cat facts and impressive goblin knowledge, claiming the title of Dungeon Master. Elsewhere, Pete stumbles across the least vegetarian thing you could possibly do. Plus, the boys discuss meat jelly and Luke has a new book club entry! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can …
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On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys…
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Could you tell the difference between New York or South London? Is Donald Trump on a dog hating campaign? And would you mess with an Eastern European tough guy? The lads come armed with the hard questions this week. Plus, Luke tells us about his great granddad's crazy german shepherd and Pete's recently visited Bulgaria - without telling Daddy Luke…
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Warning: don't mess with hobgoblins, they'll get you fired - as Donny can attest. Elsewhere, Luke discovers in the war against air-cons, babies will lose and Pete explains why Luke is the embodiment of bus driver chic. Plus, the lads are certain that having a beard is against the TFL dress code. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@luke…
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females If you have any questions or dilemmas please…
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This week, the lads are on the ultimate myth-busting mission, as they try to work out if you can make cocaine out of banana skins and turn non-alcoholic drinks alcoholic. Elsewhere, Luke sends us to finishing school again, but this time he educates us on pub etiquette. Hot tip: don’t make a barmaid cry by turning down the pub quiz. Plus, another ca…
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Pete relives his golden days at Oxygen nightclub and gives us the down low on all of his best dance moves. However, Luke investigates the real question: how effective was this in finding romance on the dance floor? Elsewhere, after reminiscing about Pete's time playing in a Ska punk band, the lads talk about all things guitars - ever seen one made …
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On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail H…
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On today’s show, the lads debate the respectability of different jobs, from podcasting to lead consultants on neonatal wards - fancy entering into business with Willy Wonka himself? Luke thinks not. Elsewhere, Luke tells us about the only acceptable form of WhatsApp etiquette. Plus, Pete talks all things Photoshop with a deep dive into Brian Eno’s …
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This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model in front of piled-high bins on his photoshoot? Plus, Pete introduces his neighbour to Bigga Juice! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukean…
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On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the…
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Today we conclude that if we can shoot rabbits, then we can shoot fascists too as Luke tells us all about the new Nazi documentary he’s seen. But talk quickly turns to Donaldson’s funky pants! Speaking of Pete, he’s destined to be the next biggest self-help guru with his latest top tips - oh and he also gives us a long awaited car update, drumroll …
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