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Should you find your biological father and what is the ideal uterus? One that picks and chooses the best genes from multiple sexual partners. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouT…
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My husband made out with a teenaged underaged girl at a party, what should I do? James has the answer. Plus Boise, Idaho has some weird laws. sneezeshow@gmail.com This is our wheel for this week's shows: Urine Geography Advice SNEEZE! End the Podcast Opinion Advice Phobias Disease Adviceโดย James Whittingham
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Agnes joins James as he gives blunt advice to people who write to advice columnists. Then Ronald Reagan briefly comes back from the dead to find out what a podcast is. Also, James is on Ozempic and CPAP.โดย James Whittingham
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James is tormented by his wife leaving a bag of ashes by the bathroom garbage. She can't get rid of it because she doesn't know who it is. Also, people with books in their bathrooms don't make any sense to James. And headlines involving semen sniffing dogs and disputes over urine. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!…
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News story on Bible camp leader performing an excorcism makes me think I heard this story before at a script table read. Dude in Colorado thinks he's healthy by drinking and even soaking his own eyeballs in his urine. Transcript: Announcer: SNEEZE! With James Whittingham. james: Just had a few sour cream and onion Pringles. They were hidden in the …
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Liz Cheney sees through me. She knows every bad thing I've done. Christian Klenow sends voice feedback encouraging James to get back behind the microphone. My links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episode: Voicemail: Hi, James. I…
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James was triggered by the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Plus James answers questions until you get to know him. I'm on youtube and twitter. sneezeshow@gmail.com All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episod…
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How James plans to 'get rid of' 'The Russian Perogie' due to his war on Ukraine. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episode: Obese man on obese world Obesity Day 2022 Drinking a Diet Pepsi because he can't drink wate…
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A shy comic performer who had just got on to national television runs is broke and takes a job as a personal assistant to one of Hollywood's most infamous directors, Peter Bogdanovich. You're truly spent two intimate weeks with Bodanovich and took he, his then wife, Louise Stratten, her mother and a relative to Niagara Falls in the middle of cuttin…
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Being a noted hypochondriac of course I thought I was dying when they ordered a 5 foot scope up my ass. The story, fear and elation as James gets a colonoscopy at the General Hospital in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.โดย James Whittingham
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Before today, if I showed up in Heaven, the first thing I'd ask is to be a fly on the wall during a Beatles record production. Thanks to Peter Jackson, that wish has been fulfilled on Earth and is airing on Disney Plus. The Beatles were the soundtrack to my earliest memories. How they achieved such greatness mystified me my whole life. But I am now…
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James screams about racism, racist relatives, the Rittenhouse verdict, and failing his colon screening test assuming once again death is near. It's not. IF YOU ARE A RACIST stop listening to me now. Unsubscribe from everything I do. Obama's election made us pat ourselves on the back and too many of assumed we were post racism. Then, like powering o…
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James takes his 13 year old fishnet-wearing daughter trick or treating only to find sympathy for her being alone got her more candy. But when he rummages through her candy he finds the choices are boring and few. If someone with a time machine stopped Halloween from getting invented, James' pants would fall to the floor. Asshole Mark Zuckerberg wan…
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Every other white person has a family castle in the U.K. Not the Whittinghams. Odd phobias like fear of small holes! A sex toy to hide your valuables. Not those valuables! James speculates that the abandoned Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital in Great Britain is haunted and perhaps your host is a serial killer. Movie idea for Trinidadian-Canadian dir…
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There's a rat urine disease in New York City that's killing people. As if we didn't have enough problems. The Queen is near death and James can't take the idea of even more change, like the Queen not being on money. She's always been on money. Now we have everything wrong with the world and our money will look different. Tooooo much change! James i…
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James discovers there's such a thing as a 55 plus seniors living complex, right after turning 55. He ponders why people his age would need their own middle-aged home. Denny's seniors' menu, BTS obsession, returning to the gym, combining a cat and a dog to make a super pet. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @…
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James returns with nipples you could eat off of and is ready to talk horse dewormer, Norm Macdonald, obituaries, getting back to the gym and how each hot dogs you eat can take 36 minutes off your life. Plus: Do vegetables feel pain? Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https:…
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Is the pandemic over? James gains weight due to the lockdown. He vaxes his family at great lengths and almost gets exposed. Then he goes to an anti-lockdown rally to listen in to the lunatics and bigots. A local YouTuber details cars and people get off on watching a good-looking man clean. How to tell if someone is on steroids. James can't figure o…
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No prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise. Nothing fancy today, just James talking. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https:…
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James thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why. Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the o…
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The Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spent 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game …
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James thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person. Gravity is increasing. Introducing a now-defunct experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online vo…
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Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity…
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Follow me on Twitter @SneezeShow ! James remains holed up during a winter storm while Death relentlessly knocks on his door. Covid is everywhere and coming for James at any minute. James thinks about the Israeli Space minister saying aliens exist and are meeting with Americans on Mars. He would really feel hurt if aliens did exist and he's never go…
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Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet. Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche. Bidet tip: Use warm water but not …
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2020 has been our Covid year from hell and James continues to be unstable. The Utah Monolith and Denmark minks coming back from the dead seal the deal on this godawful year. 50 million Americans think the U.S. election was stolen but they're not in the streets protesting like they are in Belarus. Why? Because they don't really believe it. They choo…
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Comic James Whittingham stopped podcasting during the pandemic but now he's back to fill you in on everything he did during the summer. His daughter became feral. She it took months and hundreds of dollars to unmatte her hair before school. James lists the things that don't work on his body since he's getting old. Mark auditioned to be side-kick on…
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James has had it with the pandemic. The solution? A no holds barred ANGRY rant about everything Covid life gave us. I've so had it with everything! I can't even feel like I should do a podcast! Fuck book shelves Fuck the Republican Party fuck birthday parties fuck choirs fuck spittle Fuck Pollution Fuck walmart fuck amazon fuck Halloween candy fuck…
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In 2006 I was podcasting live on the moment I said goodbye to my thirties and turned 40. This is my most requested episode all these years later. Due to music rights, only part of the episode can be presented. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sne…
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After not podcasting for 100 days, James invites his friends on the show to talk it out about Covid and quarantine life. We also go deep into working at home, missing not being alone, and racism in Saskatchewan and around the world. It's a departure from my usual show but stick with me. I'll be back next week with an all-new comedy podcast episode.…
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James panics after he finds out he can't buy Purell hand sanitizer due to hording in the stores. Toilet paper is also out of stock as people go nuts over the Coronavirus. The wheel spins and James gives his opinion on murderers! Yes, he welcomes them to the podcast. And what's James's favorite pizza? The answer won't surprise you.…
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James speculates on how perfect Beyoncé's stools must be and how a goddess like her defecates. Plus the story of how a police officer cornered James naked! And a shocking new method James has discovered for cooking hot dogs!โดย James Whittingham
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James's favorite drink is the Vodka Special. The first version of this show had tech problems so James recounts a clitoral stimulation sex toy in the episode that wasn't. Why women's sex toys need more speed settings than men's. We compare two sets of theoretical super powers. The movie James rewatches the most is Spotlight with Mark Ruffalo, Micha…
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Our Celebrity Sneeze of the Week is Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community, Glee). Alison, according to the internet, hung from a tree naked in college to cheer up a roommate. I miss college. We explore which animal would be most annoying if they could talk. The answer is dogs! They'd never stop asking you to do things! Why balloons should be banned. It h…
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Everyone has a bad day sometimes, so does James. It started with a tire shop trying to screw his wife and went down hill from there. James works out his anger on the show until he feels better by the end. We explore phobias, including a fear of chop sticks, not kidding, and James hits a bad point on the Sneeze Wheel yet again! Plus the Libra horosc…
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James has an explosive rant against the lie that is Black Forest Cake. It looks like a chocolate cake but oooh it is not! James answers what he would do if he were Mayor. The wheel spins and terrible, terrible things happen. We explore a disease that only cannibals get. We're not kidding about that!โดย James Whittingham
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Color of the week: Asmethyst. Celebrity Sneeze is singer-songwriter and recent Grammy winner Billie Eilish who has a sneeze that impresses the hell out of James. The Sneeze Wheel lands on an unexpected bodily fluid that is in news stories: Urine! We explore the top news story with 'urine' in it.โดย James Whittingham
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