Have you been recently wondering what would happen if an escaped homicidal maniac descended upon a hot, 80’s slumber party? Well wonder no more, I got you! Check out this weeks recap of 1982’s “The Slumber Party Massacre”. There’s tits, there’s murder, there’s stupid decisions, everything you need for an 80’s slasher! Shoutout to DJ B.Foreman for m…

Did you watch the 2024 smash hit Longlegs? Well if you didn’t I watched it for you!

With a surprisingly freaky freak living in the castle, Castlefreak reinforces that you shouldn't drink and drive and you definitely shouldn't join a cult and read from the super most evil one manual. While, Anything for Jackson lets us know we definitely shouldn't have an "I'll do anything policy" for anyone. I mean "anything" is such a broad term.…

A cinematic classic with the most evil baby of all times + an erotic horror anthology with something I've never seen before comprise this episode. I 100% recommend you watch one of these films. Bet you can guess which one!

2 for the price of 1! Should you wish to hear about pre-teen angst going wrong and/or learn why Helen Hunt has mastered the ever difficult soap opera gaze check out this episode!

Think Purge meets Hunger Games with a bad ass take no shit Mom and a couple of annoying kids she must protect. Oh and some pretty shitty neighbors.

Horny the Clown, deservingly murdered teens, and a revenge tale as old as time makes this one a #WatchifYou’reBored flick that you really could just skip. I mean, I’m fixing to tell you about it sooo 🤷🏽‍♀️

70’s porn Star gets her big break, American Beauty: The Hoodrat Edition & when that D gets you sent to hell are what you’re going to hear about in my very first MINI-CAP! Somehow this is longer though 🤔 Enjoy!!

Horror movie with the Feels + best movie title ever + Muthaf****** Karen Black = I loved it!!

Crazy teens, turrible monster & 7 people crammed into a Tempo will likely make this one a hard pass for most. But I liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️ 2.5 Ninja stars for this early 90’s creature feature!

Inadvertently witnessed murder, rad practical fx & mystery solving with Scooby Doo and the gang play cousins twice removed minus Scooby Dum and Scrappy Doo. Scrappy would’ve helped...A LOT.

Absent parents, evil ass kids & Timmy smarts make for a wild ride on this one! 4 Ninja Stars for Bloody Birthday 🔪🎂

What do escaped convicts, land sharks and mf’ing Traci Lords have in common? This terrible ass movie! Press play and listen to me tell you about it!

It’s a Girlfriends New Years Eve high school reunion! Where are the boys? Where is the music? This party is lame 😒. At least there’s murder!

You wanna see a Boneface serial killer square up with some zombies? Prolly not, so just listen to this.

Family moves into new apt. The Trolls get crunk doing evil Troll shit. Wait is that Sonny Bono?! Take a listen and find out.

Do you think a killer muscular Santa just might be your jam? If so check this out cuz I found one!

Kids go to camp. Double douchebags, a giant and an axe! Where he get the giant axe though?

Kids go camping. Kids get kilt. What’s Steven King got to do with it? Listen and find out!