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This week we take a trip to Hawaii, with a Hard Ticket! We are doing Andy Sedaris' 1987 masterpiece Hard Ticket To Hawaii! We got Bubbies, we got Sex, we got Snakes with Cancerous Rat Venom! Get ready to be hard for an hour and a half! Hard Ticket to Hawaii is on Tubi ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of…

We continue Women Kick Ass Month with Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock in the awesome as hell 1985, this movie was so amazing just go watch it. It was a long week. The Amityville Whore House, Colon Broom, Sponsorship. Yes, Madam is on Amazon Prime ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Ou…

We celebrate our second year in podcasting somewhat talking about Charlie's Angels (2000) and Charlie's Angels Full Throttle (2003) ! Carlene is back, Kat is teaching kids how to swim in swamps, Ghost Sex, LL Cool J's Shark Hat, Sharks with guns, Stephen King's racism, Tom Hanks being a monster and all the other crap you love! We love you all and a…

This week we end Tainted Love month with the amazing The Lighthouse (2019)! We watch Edward Cullen Jack off to a mermaid doll, Dafoe fart, fight a seagull, drink and all Shiz we Love! The Lighthouse is streaming on on Paramount Plus ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Our Website…

We are smashing though Tainted Love Month with 1988's Party Line! What an absolute masterpiece! Do you like washed up Teenage Idols? What about incest? How about pig girls? Get ready for the hottest movie of this month! Party Line is streaming on Tubi and Pluto! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_P…

Tainted love is back! Get ready for some of the craziest love movies Part 2! This week we watch 2009’s crap show Obsessed! Beyoncé’s dry ass wig, Idris not wanting either woman, Ali Larter’s dry teeth, a baby that doesn’t look like either of them and Beyoncé being a robot! Carlene and Kat are back! Get ready for bullcrap! Obsessed is avalible to re…

This week, get ready for David's birthday torture 2000's spetacular Battlefield Earth! We take a trip down Scientology hole, while drinking Ecto Cooler, eating rats and shooting off a cow's leg! We also do our best to maintain sanity during this fever dream of a movie! Also, we get a special cameo!! Battlefield Earth is streaming on Tubi (Of Course…

We did it y'all we made it through 100 episodes! We are celebrating with the best movie ever made, Showgirls (1995)! We also have a special guest star Ryan, the curator of the best Showgirls Instagram Ever! Come celebrate our friendship, as we hitch hike to Vegas and scream everything! Showgirls is avalibe to rent on all steaming platforms! Follow …

We continue Videodrome Game month with a bad ass fighting movie, Dead or Alive (2006)! It has everything you need, Boobies, Fighting, Hot Men, Jamie Pressly, and Special Sun Glasses that give you major fighting powers! We also do our regular nonsense! Get ready Next week is our 100th Episode! Dead or Alive is streaming on Tubi and Pluto! Follow us …

FIGHT! WelKome back to Video Game Drome Month, we are doing some of the best worst video game movies of all! Our Kanadian Komrade, Peter is back, and we are watching 1997's Mortal Kombat: Annhilation! TOASTY! We talk about becoming morbidly obese, Tammy Slaton the Kombatian, Digital Art, Tim Hortons and everything you want to here! FINISH HIM/HER/T…

Welcome to Video Game Drome Month, we are doing some of the best worst video game movies of all! We love the hell out of Street Fighter (1994) the best movie ever based on the game Street Fighter 2! We talk all about the fantastic film, Van Dead, Gene Kelly in Black Face doing Coke, Kylie Minogue as an Icon, Debbie Reynolds getting yelled at, Blank…

We are going back to Skool, with our cool buddy Marcello! We are living our best life and going to college, with the Ghoulies! We love Ghoulies! Ghoulies! Ghoulies! New Year 4 Eva! Ghoulies 3 Ghoulies Go to College is streaming on Tubi! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Our Website I…

Wow. We really deliver on Depressmer with this one Star 80 (1983), learn about Bob Fosse (Like David), get angry about mysogny with Gary, spit on the Playboy Grotto, ugh...Happy Holidays! Star 80 is streaming on HBOMAX! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Our Website If you love the sh…

This week we celebrate Depressed December with one of the greatest albums ever, 1992’s The Bodyguard! Oh wait, there was a movie attached to this album? I guess we are gonna cover the Whitney Houston smash hit movie that accompanies the album! This episode has everything, jerking off on the bed, jealous sisters, an Italian Body Guard getting chocke…

Oh My, is it December already? Do you want us to talk about delightful holiday classics? Well this is 2022, we are doing Depressing December! This week we go crazy over Mia Goth's amazing portrayal of the horniest person in cinema, Peal! That's right we got two amazing Ty West Movies this year and we are talking about them both! We loved X and are …

This week we end Nicvember with John Woo's 1997 Masterpiece Face/Off, this movie is Bomb Ass ! Gina Gershon hotas hell even though she. is covered head to toe, John Travolta playing Nic Cage, Nic Cage playing Nic Cage, Peaches, Murder and weird Goth Lolita and dad bonding. Enjoy it baby! FACE/OFF! Face/Off is streaming on Paramount+ Follow us on In…

This week we inturrupt NICVEMBER with a special tribute to the Best Friend of the Show Kat, and what a tribute! We are doing 2021's Music directed by SIA and holy crap what the hell is this movie? Wait for the ending! It's a Musical! Music is streaming on Tubi (Of Course It Is) ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @QualityHo…

This week we continue Nicvember with the utter trash that is 1989's Vampire's Kiss, we talk about it at one point, but rather insult each other. Maria Concetta Alonso and her peach lipstick fighting Nic Cage in Dollar Store vampire fangs. Jennifer Beal tiddies. AND COCAINE! Please, Don't watch this movie. Vampire's Kiss is on Vudu! Follow us on Ins…

This week we continue you NICVEMBER with 2018’s Mandy! We love this movie! We talk about Don’t Worry Darling, Mansplain Feminism, David’s cryptic and erotic dreams, Gary’s love for the Carpenters and all the other crap you love! Mandy is streaming on Shudder! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod …

Oh snap, weve teased it for months and its here, NICVEMBER! We are celebrating Nic Cage with an amazing month of his weirdest and amazing movies! This week we begin with 2006's awful remake of The Wicker Man where Neil LaBute continues his tour of hating women with this mess of a horror movie. We also start a pyrimid scheme, talk about food poisoni…

This week Weare celebrating all things Halloween! We are covering 1993's Hocus Pocus and 2022's Hocus Pocus 2! Everything this week is a Trick or a Treat! Get Ready! Hocus Pocus 1 and 2 are avalible on Disney +! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @Trollpoonani @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Our Website If you love …

This week we contiue Spooktober with a surprisingly sweet Slasher Film! We are covering 2015's The Final Girls. Although first, we have a lot of crap to talk! So much Spooky, so little time!! The Final Girls is avalible for rental everywhere! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @Trollpoonani @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Che…

We are back for Spooktober and guess what we are in Hell! That's right Miseducated, we are watching 2022's terrible new reboot of Hellraiser. Wow, does this movie suck. We talk about Junkies, gay sex, Jewel and get a special guest star Boyfriend of the Show Adam! This movie is al because of the Trump Presidency! Hellraiser is avalible for free on H…

Welcome Boils and Ghouls to Spooky Season! We are starting our haunted episodes with the two head scratchiest Halloweens ever, H2O and Resurrection! We welcome our girl Rachel as we return home to go after our sister after 20 years of laying low. We also shoot the crap and talk about the utter horribleness of Lea Michele! Get ready to be spooked! H…

We are back Baby! I know it seems like we were always here but we were in the Shimmer, thinking about Natale Portman Cheating on our baby Oscar Isaac! No, we love the Port Wine, but we don't like public transportation and people who don't love Living Single! Now, get ready as we raise hell with Jennifer Jason Lee! Join us as we talk about about Ale…

This week we continue classy Month with Alex Garland's 2014 feature film debut Ex-Machina! This movie slaps! Since we recorded much earlier thn usual we talk about the Queens Death and how amazing this movie is! Ex-Machina is streaming on HBOMAX ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Ou…

This week we begin Classy Month with Nicholas Winding Refn's 2011 masterpiece Drive! Welcome Gary's buddy and uber fan Marcello as we talk about everything happening in this world today and Tara Reid ! We eventually talk about this amazing flick and Ryan Gossling and Oscar Isaac sitting on our faces! Drive is avalible for rental everywhere ! Follow…

We are still clebrating America's Next Top Tubi with an extra special episode, this week we have director and friend Christopher Wesley Moore on to discuss his cool new Horror Flick Chidren of Sin (2022)! This movie is great and has a brand new Horror Icon Mary Esther!!! Children of Sin is streaming on Tubi! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones …

This week we scout the vaults of America's Next Top Tubi with Scalpel (1977). This movie has it all meat faces, soap opera plots, strange love triangles and bubbies! We also talk about Whole Foods and dark nipples! Scapel is streaming on Tubi and Amazon Prime ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Po…

This week our Tennessee Tens are back as we Birthday Torture Audra, with the 1987 mess The Outing (Or The Lamp)! We are living it up in style! Jinn Trouble, Tobacco Water, Viva Forever! Nic and Audra shine as always! The Outing is Avalible Here ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @Alwaysincivilunrest @Audraleann @The_Misedu…

This week we dig deep in the vaults of America's Next Top Tubi with Lucio Fulci's 1990 garbage dump of a movie Demonia. We talk about Jennette McCudy's Book, I'm Glad My Mom Died. Wednesday Addam's terrible new Netflix show. Demonia is streaming on Tubi and Amazon Prime ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_…

This week we continue America's Next Top Tubi Month with Siege (1983), the amazing Canadian Bacon of a hostage drama. See Great North Value Shelly from Friday the 13th 3D get Home Aloned! Hear Gary and Davd talk about MEN! Feel the Monkey Pox! Siege is streaming on Tubi and Amazon Prime ! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @…

This week we begin America's Next Top Tubi Month, celebrate the Mother of Our Show Carlene's Birthday and our 75th Episode!! How do we celebrate this amazing milestone by torturing Carlene and ourselves with 2016's MamaBoy! What a sh*z show! Gary Busey is insane, this movie is awful and we love you guys! MamaBoy is streaming on Tubi (Of Course It I…

This week Viewer's Choice Continues with 1992’s The Hand that Rocks the Cradle! We welcome our buddy Shawn to talk about the greatest Lifetime movie to ever be in the theaters! This episode is packed with Wifi Outages, the R Word, Neveah, IBS and More!! The Hand That Rocks The Cradle is avalible for rental Everywhere! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspa…

OH A BONUS EPISODE? Of Course, we are celebrating The Mother of The Show Carlene's, AkA Mahogany, BIRTHDAY!! How are we going to torture our Queen ? Why, with 2017's Gary Busey vehicle Mamaboy! That's right a movie where a boy carries his minister daughter's girlfriend's baby! Holy Crap this is CRAP! Get Ready for Next Week! Mamaboy is streaming on…

This week Viewer's Choice Continues with 2018's Spider-Man: Into The SpiderVerse! We talk about Hip Hop Dance Class, Spider-Man, Marvel Comics and Mutants on Horny Island! Enjoy the SpiderVerse! Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse is avalible for rental Everywhere! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @Thiccdaddydave @The_Miseduc…

This week we continue Viewer’s Choice month with our buddy Peter! We are reviewing a very polarizing film The Neon Demon (2016), and how it took us multiple times to understand what was going on! We also talk about craziest porn we ever watched, Canada, Chyna’s lady Part and our usual bull crap!! The Neon Demon is avalible for rental Everywhere! Fo…

This, the first week of Viewer's Choice Month we have Karen, one of our Misedcated Angels, come on to talk about one of the greatest movie experiences of all time Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022). We talk about everything! About Everywhere! All at Once! Karen is funny as hell you are gonna love this episode! Everything Everywhere All At Onc…

This week we Knocked on Heaven's Door and entered Taradise! Our trip to Atlantic City was a full blown success! We talk about meeting our Queen! Then meeting the one and only ICON Felissa Rose! (Who might be our first celebrity guest star!) Women's Rights being taken away! Alec Baldwin interviewing Woody Allen! Parker Posey! The Disgusting Greyhoun…

This week we end Pride Month with an absolute turd Aline (2022). The Fan Fic movie about Celine Dion's life. Have you ever seen a child sexual predator? Well Aline will show you that Celine wanted to assault Renee at the age of 12. Want to see a 56 year old body mapped on a 5 year old? It's here. Want to see non stop batshit for 2 hours? You got it…

This week we continue Pride Month with Supergirl! Why? Because it features Faye Dunaway and Brenda Vaccaro as the Daivd and Gary of Witchy Poos! It also features Helen Slater, the teen queen that is also known as Billie Jean Davey! Join us as we have on two of the sweetest, funniest, amazingest women of all time Nicolette and Audra. That's right br…

This week Pride Month continues with the wrost movie we have ever seen, 2019's Butt Boy. You know what, I'm not even writing a synopsis, just suffer with us. Butt Boy is avalible free everywhere because it's terrible. Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @Homewreckingwhore @The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod Check Out Our Website If you love the show…

We begin Pride month with a movie Gayer than Gay Porn, 2006's the Covenant ! Watch as Witchy Poos fight with the worst CGI Ever! Stare at 17 year old girls (Sure, Jan!) in Fredrick's of Hollywood Teddys! Gasp as Winter Solider heel turns for no reason ever! Witness absolutly no chemestry between any man or woman! Peer at adult men playing 17 year o…

This week, we finish blind two months with Ken Russel's 1971 The Devils. Yes these horny nuns first struck our interest when we saw them in the mess Space Jam: A New Legacy. We talk about Covirgins, horny nuns and gun control. Gary hates this movie and David uses it to his diabolical advantage. The Devils is on Shudder! Follow us on Instagram: @Gas…

This week we continue Blind Tow Months with Gary's first viewing of Ty West's 2022 masterpiece "X"! We get hot and bothered by the Texas heat and farmhouse sex, talk about Brittnay Snow's amazing "Landslide" cover and bubbies, review Kid Cudi's hawt buns and giant weenie. We also talk about our usual bullcrap. X is for rental on most Streaming Plat…

This week, we continue Blind Two Months with 2016's French Horror favorite "Raw". We learn the proper way to eat a finger, wonder how many vets does France need, and sweat the hot gay roommate Adrian! We also talk about food poisoning from Chilli's, Limp Bizkut and tons of shit talk! Raw is streaming on Netflix! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojo…

We are continuing Blind Month! Gary's sister Krissy will still be Birthday Tortured, don't worry! We solider on with one of the most insane movies ever, 1983's Blood Beat! Watch Great Vaule Shelly Duvall paint frantically, watch a Samurai Ghost let loose in Wisconsin, watch one of the dumbest humans in history lie on a bed and yell! Feel the horror…

This week we continue blind week with the insane Baboon revenge film Shakma (1990)! We have Roddy Mcdowall, who is not the Baboon! We have Larping! We have sex in a classroom! We have the same hallway! We have a Baboon using an elevator! We also have Gary going into the wrong Uber and our usual Bullsh*t! Non-Stop Fun! Carlene's New Kink! David kill…

This week, blind month continues, as David has Gary watch 2021's insane bash*t horror movie Titane! Wow the French are wild! Listen as we talk about one of the scariest scenes ever filmed, Shen Yun, how we love women and boobies, take on Instagram and our usual bullcrap! ENJOY! Titane is Streaming on Hulu! Follow us on Instagram: @Gaspatchojones @H…

This week we begin blind month, where we watch movies we haven't seen before, but have heard a lot about! Our movie is Gasper Noe's 2019 masterpiece Climax, one of the scariest movies either of us have ever watched! This podcast is dedicated to Gary's pup Egon, who sadly passed away this week. We love you forever Egon! Climax is Streaming on Hulu! …